When I first read your post I got about two sentences in and then went back to check how many () I had used to see if it warranted your over-indulgence in them. When I only saw a few instances I went back and just looked at your post and laughed out loud. I figued either I really hit your buttons or your () keys had gotten stuck. :P
By the way everyone is usually a hypocrite in one way or another, the scale I guess is what's important, since no one is perfect.
Have you gotten your new keyboard yet?