9:30PM. That's it. That's all I got. New time. Same great show. 9:30pm.

Thanks Matt! I might not have noticed the time change any time in the near future if you hadn't posted it in here.

But why does your post make me want to watch Batman?

~The Groupie

Thwap *BAM!* *BOOM!*

Holy rusted metal batman!

What?

The metal, its rusty and has holes in it!

Tavern Wench Tamz - Oh Lordy! You crack me up something fierce!

That line, btw, is simply too funny.

~The Groupie

its from the movie you dorkus magnificus poke

Yes, we know it's from the movie. AND we think that line totally rocks!

I recognised it - but don't know any quotes off the top of my head for that. Mmm.. Chris O- err..

I like Galaxy Quest quotes better. Maybe cause some of them are so random. And not funny at all taken out of context.

Lines such as "Wow, these floors are so clean.."

I mean, geez, you go aboard a starship for the first time and THAT's what you say?

*pokes back - harder* And no poking me. I have a paperclip and I'm not afraid to use it!

pokes with broom handle take that!

ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

pause, confused look on Bimbettes face

hand gesture

I ask that of all my prey, I just like the sound of it.

___________

Paperclip? I laugh at your paperclip and raise you a fire poker!

A fire poker, eh? Aha! pulls out a garden rake I'll take that bet...

hehehe..

Watch Batman much? Dude... You should watch Galaxy Quest. It's better. So there. Whahahaha.

~Ze Groupie

Garden rake cha right! I'll just break out my handy dandy paintball gun! (covers HG in pink paint)

Saw it...
Made me laugh..for all of 2 seconds.

Now Pump up th volume was a good flick

Happy Harry Hard-on!

hehe, ok 1. you said "cha right!" *falls on the flooring laughing* ah goodness, let me wipe the tears from my eyes before i move on to ...

2. "handy dandy paintball gun" ?? um, ok, well ... you can so tell you are a mom right now, but since when did Joe get into combat games with pail and shovel? *giggle*

now look what you made me do! i giggled. for shame. i deny any semblance of me to a girly girl. it just isn't true! *stomps her foot emphatically*

that didn't help did it?

I'll raise your "Pump up the Volume" for one "Legend of Billie Jean" --- there's even a nerdy guy in it for TB!

Dana
whose favorite line last night was "but my slate fell in the water and the chalk washed away" *sniffle* that's SO very William-esque
OR
"it's not mom hair"

Oh no. You did not just say that Tavern Wench. You didn't like Galaxy Quest?! gasp Actually, I think GQ is best if you're a fan of Trek - or had been a fan of Trek - or have had friends who are fans of Trek - or for whatever reason went to a Trek convention and felt compelled to buy things you didn't want or need and.. Yes. Well, GQ was a riot. It's by far one of my favourite comedies.

"Don't you ever watch the show?"

Been so long since I've seen Pump up the Volume I hardly recall it. hides
hehe

And Dana giggled. I've so lost faith in her now.

And just a nerdy guy for TB? Hello! And what about me? Hmm? Have you ever seen a picture of Kevin Poulsen my all time favourite hacker - who just happens to be from Los Angeles and just happens to be the first hacker to ever made it onto the FBI's 10 most wanted list. He was cool. He was on Unsolved Mysteries. He used to update his website at www.kevinpoulsen.com. He used to work for ZDnet. He now works for securityfocus.com Not that we're stalking him or anything... innocent whistle *LOL*

Do you like how we've taken over this thread? Poor Matt must be shaking his head in frustration.

~Groupie

Dana: Okay so you made me giggle! Well first off Steve is far better then Joe but seeing shovel and pail, joe, tickety, mr salt, mrs pepper, paprika, cinnamon and all get into a paint gun fight would be a laugh and a half!

and Chaaaaaa! Riiight! g

Legend of Billie Jean was good too, but I'll take it and raise you Spaceballs!

HG: Im not a big Tim "the tool man" Taylor fan heehee
but Spaceballs...that Mel Brooks is quite a talent!

Mel Brooks does have talent. Even Robin Hood: Men in Tights made me giggle. Of course, how could anyone NOT giggle at the title of that?

Now I have "The Inquisition" stuck in my head... dammit dammit dammit. giggles

~Groupie

it's not angsty farfetched teen movies ... it's Mel Brooks. not that i have anything against Mel Brooks (no, no), but it was also a spoof. now before you say Galaxy Quest was also a spoof, let me just say it may have been mimicing Star Trek, but at least it had a plot! oh wait ... there may be a flaw in that argument. hey! it, um ... had ... Tony Shaloub! ha

oh great, the giant dentist is back

so if we are saying Spaceballs counts, and we're not, i will raise you ... Where The Day Takes You. i am not sure you can beat that for obscure, guilty pleasure movies. it has angst, it has drama, comedy, young upcoming actors, it has Dermot Mulroney sigh

and, what?!? we took over this thread? no way! chaa right! *giggle*

dang it, where is that giggle removal doctor? oh? ah, on his break with the chipectomy doctor.

:p
Dana
did anyone else catch the line "no one ever comes in here, it's just the 3 of us." -- or --- "she's right where i want her, and so are you ... 17"

contritely puts on some black metal music to appease HG

Ok you win for mentioning a movie I never saw (or heard of) and an actor I have never heard of...

RATS!

never seen "Where the Day Takes You" ??

Dermot Mulroney - he was also in My Best Friend's Wedding (w/ Cameron and Julia, gag!, Point of No Return (and Gabriel Byrne, yea!), Copycat (dies, argh!, Bad Girls (dies again, sniff) ... those are some that i can remember off the top of my head. his IMDB listing should have them all though.

Where the Day Takes You (1992)

Cast:
Laura San Giacomo, Dermot Mulroney, Sean Astin, Balthazar Getty, Will Smith, Ricki Lake, Lara Flynn Boyle, Kyle MacLachlan, Nancy McKeon, Adam Baldwin, Alyssa Milano, David Arquette, Christian Slater (uncredited)

Non-Original Music by Melissa Etheridge

i highly suggest renting it. time to go for the day. gonna run in the park (they are restoring the prairie, i have a headache, and i missed my run at lunch, so i am skippin' out early and getting in some scenery) and then get the little one for some relaxing time. so what if my gutters need cleaned (still) and the lawns are a little too tall? "not gonna do it." (i just quoted a Bush. shoot me. shoot me now.) well, it was Dana Carvey as a Bush. then that's ok. Phew!

Dana

Hey guys,

Just have to jump in here and say that I saw "Where the Day Takes You" too. (Flashback to my crush on the Young Guns guys- including Balthazar Getty).

Good movie. . . morbid, dark and disturbing, but defiantly a good movie.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Balthazar Getty were up and coming together? somehow for some unknown reason, Leo left poor Balthazar behind. and they worked so well together in that pig movie (Lord of the Flies). Sure, he's done things since, but have you ever been in a theater packed with young girls whispering "oh! there he is. omg. balthazar. i can't believe it. sigh" no? that's because it's never gonna happen!

i was tormented through 2hours of Titanic. Not only the movie, but I had two hours of girls oohing and ahhing and sighing and sobbing and crying out loud for goodness sakes from minute 0 to minute 120 whatnot.

*rolls eyes*


Dana

Taking a break. Have so much work to do today I am starting to wonder if I'm going to get to stay over night. Yea me. groans

Dana - Um... should I not tell you that I saw Titanic twice at the theatres and kinda, sorda, own a copy of it at home.

I'm not a big Leonardo fan - but I liked the movie. Much of it was well done IMHO. It was the romance, the love story that made it so remarkable - not Leonardo's acting skills. You could easily insert Eric from our beloved Common Ro into the story and it would have sold out as well. Cute, fresh faces and a fairy tale romance. What more could you want?

Of course, I'm still of the belief it would have been amusing if everyone had jumped overboard and then the Titanic had simply floated away. We like this.

Of course, we also think it'd be great fun to make a movie in which you fall in love with all of the main characters - and then have each of them die in senseless ways at the end.

~Groupie

I love Titanic.

Hmmm well Of the list of Movies you said he was in I only saw My Bestfriends Wedding.

Titanic...icky romance blah blah blah
Drown puppy! DROWN!!! um I mean Leonardo Waaaah!
Heehee

Give me The Stand anyday

HI VIKKI!!!

Go Capt. Dan! I mean Stu!

that is probably the best adaptation of a Stephen King book into a tv movie they have done. IT was good, but there was too much the censors would not have let pass.

HG: don't worry about Titanic i own the dvd too but i only saw it that one time in the theater. you can understand why i didn't go back, lol. i love billy zane. he plays such a good bad guy. very, very creepy in Dead Calm (?) w/ Nicole Kidman.

Tamz: do you read the Gunslinger books too? If so, are you too excited about the next book? it is supposed to be out soon i think. i love the fact that he and Peter Straub finally officially tied together "eye of the dragon" and "the black house" to the series. and "hearts in atlantis" is connected too. i think that "insomnia" could be connected as well because we never find out why the old man had to save the boy from the plane crashing --- ooh! and how freaky was seeing the "Gentlemen" on Buffy, "Hush" for you? That is totally how i pictured the doctor things in "Insomnia" only they were supposed to be shorter.

stands up
hi. my name is Dana and i am a stephen king fan.
sits down
*hiii Dana*

Dana: I am so far behind on my King would you believe Gunslinger is actually foreign to me? I have damn near every book up until I became preggers with my son in 95. Since then I have purchase about 6 books and read maybe 2 of them.

His newer works just aren't giving me that "feeling" like the old ones did. Dean Koontz on the other hand Im much more up to date on. (When I get the time in my mommy and interent schedules) giggle

Briel - Yeah for Titanic!

Tavern Wench - gasp gasp gasp No talking bad about Titanic. But we don't like Leonardo - so feel free to continue... I still cry when he dies.. that is, if I don't get carried away by her words "I'll never let go" right before she lets go of his hand. I mention this frequently and I do realise she wasn't talking physically. But geez. Much badness was the timing on that.. it periodically cracks me up. Depends on how tired I am.

As for My Best Friend's wedding.. The opening song is my favourite part of the movie. It amuses me to no end.

Dana - Dah'ling, Billy Zane is a great creep. Gotta love that.

Insomnia was a great book. I'm not a big Stephen King fan. Have only read two of his novels and one collection of short stories I bought simply because it had the orig. "Children of the Corn" story in it.

Most of my books are romance - Nora Roberts to be exact. But I've also gotten TOTALLY hooked on the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich. They are pro'lly the most entertaining books I have ever read (Besides "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett).

Honestly, if you haven'te read the Evanovich books - go buy one NOW! They're wackey, zany 'detective' type novels about a girl named Stephanie Plum who becomes a NJ Bounty Hunter... Let's just say that where there are dead bodies or exploding cars - Stephanie will be found nearby. And generally it's her car that's exploding.

~Groupie

HG My Skunky friend: You are such a girl

I liked Leonardo. I'm interested to see how his 2 new movies are that come out on Christmas. He's been away for a while.

I thought The Stand was a great movie. I've never read any of Stephen King's books though.

Tavern Wench - I'm a girl? No way. Oh wait, I am!

Actually, I'm glad to be a girl. I think if I were me and a guy, I'd prolly be beaten up so often I'd forget that eyes aren't supposed to be black.



I'm so incredibly tired this morning that I'm ready to crawl back into bed. It misses me.

~The Groupie Flower

First of all I have to say - Geez, you guys took over this thread fast!

Briel - I'll admit that I agree with you about Leo in Titanic. I'm not a fan of his by any means, but he was good in that movie.

I have to add my two cents to this movie discussion - The Wedding Singer. I love that one!

HG - I'm with you. I'm questioning why I ever got out of bed this morning. 'Twas not a good decision.

~Shelly

Hi Shelly! LTNS!

Yeah... we're like a virus... we keep spreading and taking over everything. I mean.. I need to stop watching the Matrix.

The Wedding Singer, huh? I don't think I liked that one. But then, I don't actually remember it either. I think it's the word "Wedding" that throws me. For instance, I've rented the Wedding Planner twice - the second time because I could have sworn I'd never seen it. And while I remember renting it twice, I mostly don't remember the movie other than the scene where they were stupidly throwing away candy. And I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Don't they know people are starving in third world countries and they're wasting CHOCOLATE? *tsks, grins and yawns*

Had the bestest veggie wrap for lunch today. Rosie's may be known for their bbq - but their vegetarian stuff is good too And you all wanted to know this.

"Her Majesty the Hacker of Groupie"

Hello right back at ya! The Wedding Singer was the one with Drew Barrymore & Adam Sandler. It was set in the 80's and it was hysterical. I could watch it over & over & not get tired of it.

And I believe you're right, there is a law against wasting chocolate...or at least there should be.

Dana - I caught the last half of ER yesterday after you called. It was pretty good. I wonder what's going to happen with Dr. Romano now...

~Me

Dana- I do remember, but I always thought Balthazar was better looking (I love that jet black hair) and Leo was always alittle to "pretty" for me. As for the Titanic, well, I try not to think about the movie too much, I still have nightmares about sitting in at the movies BORED out of my mind. . . and do I have to mention the leg cramps that a 3 hour movie can give ya??

Tamz- HI!!!!!!

Dana & Tamz- Stephen King rocks! Gunslinger is his best series. Did you ever notice that in the middle of the series Stephen King wrote that he doesnt think he could finish the series before he died? When I read that I was like. . . . "Thanks Steve, get me totally interested in this story and THEN tell me that there wont be an ending. . . . "

I see you guys nabbed this thread too. We are like a virus, we spread fast!

Hacker-I'm watching Swordfish. Please tell me you have seen this movie. I mean it is a hacker movie after all. Hugh drool Jackman plays a hacker. All scruffy looking and just YUUUUUUUUUUM! g Never seen Galaxy Quest and I like Trek and Tim. So hmmm... Spaceballs kicked ass.

Tavern Wench-I raise you Cocktail. Now there's a movie

Dana-haha you're too funny. Which nerdy guy is this? And I said I like geeks not nerds. g And yes I caught those lines. All of them. When I read the script. g How about last nite's "has anyone not slept together here?" And Xander and Spike look at each other! Haha, hilarious g Never saw Where The Day Takes You but I did scream Dermont when I saw his name. He's so hot.

I think I had more to say but I forget what. All I gotta say is watch Broken Hearts Club and drool along with me at Timothy Olyphant. He is just YUMMY! Oh and I liked Leonardo and Titanic.





*wuvs*

TB

Adam's Biggest Fan
ABC #1-Founder and Official Geek
ABC Version 1.0 Retro Adam
West Coast So Cal Common Ro Pimp
"Don't don't don't let's start this is the worst part. To believe for all the world, that you're my precious little girl. Don't don't don't let's start, I've got a weak heart. I can't get around till you get around."-"Don't Let's Start", They Might Be Giants covered by Common Rotation-
"It's not the size of the mic it's the length of the song."-"Rockstar", Common Rotation-
"What was so delicately touching was she recalled that I preferred it red."-"Burgandy", Common Rotation-
"I'm not a poet, nor a prophet though I dream from time to time. I'm an artist of illusion and I sketch a strange design.. So don't pay me with respect, just pay me with attention."-"Did A Verse End?", Common Rotation-
"When I was younger I used to get angry at all the girls. Now that I'm older, I just get angry at the world."-"Oklahoma", Common Rotation-

TB - A virus, huh? grins Hmm.. can I be a retro-virus? listens to crickets chirp

Dude...

I confess, I haven't watched Swordfish. Heard bad stuff about it. Was mildly disappointed with The Net and Hackers (Though "Dade" in hackers was hot, and you have to love anything with my baby Matthew Lillard in it). I mostly read about hackers... visit websites, buy one sided books by anti hackers.. err... yes.

The scene where Xander and Spike look at eachother was amusing. And AJ was happy about it. He likes to think of Spike as gay.. even though he doesn't think James is hot! Curses! Personally, if we're going to have any gay couples... we should investigate this whole... Andrew/Warren thing...

*Hides behind TB and Dana and Briel and Tavern Wench.. and then realises they might hurt me too.. hides behind Matt 'cause he has to be a cool older brother who likes to torment his younger brother. After all, isn't that what being older is all about?*

~Groupie SHOULD be alseep <-- look! I spelled it wrong. And I'm too tired to fix it.

Hacker-see Swordfish. If only for two hours of drooling at Hugh. It's good. I liked the Net. Never seen Hackers.

And yes most slash girls are seeing the subtext between A/W and also some between J/W and J/A. Or better yet the subtext of the trio. You should read some of the slash fic out there. Good stuff. And I'm not a slashgirl much. And haha tormenting is fun. snicker

And yes you can be a retrovirus

I'm watching The Mask. Jim Carrey rocks my socks

What's alseep? I should be studying or I'm gonna fail my drivers test in the afternoon. That wouldn't be good. I do need to renew my license after all.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

*wuvs*

TB

Adam's Biggest Fan
ABC #1-Founder and Official Geek
ABC Version 1.0 Retro Adam
West Coast So Cal Common Ro Pimp
"Don't don't don't let's start this is the worst part. To believe for all the world, that you're my precious little girl. Don't don't don't let's start, I've got a weak heart. I can't get around till you get around."-"Don't Let's Start", They Might Be Giants covered by Common Rotation-
"It's not the size of the mic it's the length of the song."-"Rockstar", Common Rotation-
"What was so delicately touching was she recalled that I preferred it red."-"Burgandy", Common Rotation-
"I'm not a poet, nor a prophet though I dream from time to time. I'm an artist of illusion and I sketch a strange design.. So don't pay me with respect, just pay me with attention."-"Did A Verse End?", Common Rotation-
"When I was younger I used to get angry at all the girls. Now that I'm older, I just get angry at the world."-"Oklahoma", Common Rotation-

TB - whimpers Let me sleep.

You haven't seen Hackers? Ooh.. it's good. Except it's kinda not realistic. Like the phone thing. I mean, it used to kinda be possible to get free calls on a public phone. There was a tone you could play (or in Kevin Poulsen's case - whistle) into the receiver and it would give free calls. But that's outdated.

But my Matthew Lillard is in it. And as we all know, Matthew Lillard is cool. I mean, in 13 Ghosts I was screaming "Run Matthew! Run!" and stuff.. you know, trying to help him out. And like on Scooby Doo, I was like "Yeah! It's Matthew Lillard!"

Mostly, I think I just like saying his name. It's fun. Matthew Lillard. giggles

Don't think Jonathan works in slash fict. Andrew/Warren does.

We're way off topic. Here.. let me fix it.

clears throat COMMON ROTATION RULES!

bows

~Hacker Groupie in Secret

"I'm like a god!"

But if we are talking about my movies here, then let us not forget SLC Punk! It's a seminal work of mine. Bonus for the blue 3 foot mohawk in the beginning!

Does anyone know why 14 Below still doesn't have them on the calendar?

*BURSTS out laughing so hard I crack a rib, puncture my lung.. and DIE!*

Oh my God! It's Matthew Lillard! LOL

I cannot even think of any sensible thing to say except that I love you, man.

*continues to laugh, notices lovelife's posty*

14 Below needs to update their page.. I think their webmaster or mistress is slacking...obviously the person is suffering Matthew Lillard withdrawl...

looks back at the Matthew Lillard post Mohawks are cool.

*hugs whoever was cool 'nuff to posty that*

~Groupie in Heaven

... For a lot of what was in "Hackers."

He was sitting next to some guy on a plane back from London many years ago and they got to talking- my dad's a computer geek, this guy's a studio exec. They want him to concept some film about hackers. What's a hacker? So my dad filled his head with oodles of info, most of which was made pretty damned unrealistic, but whatever.

Did it help me meet Jonny Lee Miller? No. So what was the point?

~Cricket

Cricket - VERY cool! I think I love your dad

Was that you who signed in as Matthew Lillard? I'm dying to find out. Totally cracked me up

~Groupie

Who is me? You will get the money, if you guess correctly!
Hint:
1) I am the funniest person of this board. Per square inch, I write the funniest posts here.
2) I make myself laugh all the time
3) I talk an awful lot
And because I work at the shitest place in the world, I have to stop my list of accomplishments and go to work, like a sucka!!!!! I hate this place!

Matthew Lillard - sweetie, baby, honeypot..

I'm the worst at guessing. So I've decided that you're either a Tavern Wench, an Understudy or a Matthew Lillard.

~The Future Mrs. Matthew Lillard-Groupie

Ok am I just really old or just completely blonde?

Who is Matthew Lillard?

GASP! Tavern Wench - you don't know my beloved Matthew Lillard?!

Lesse.. he was in Scooby Doo most recently as Matthew Lill- err.. as Shaggy.

He was in 13 Ghosts as Matthew Lillard.. I mean, as that guy who could like see ghosts or something.

And he was in one of my favourite movies as Matthew Lillard.. err.. as Cereal Killer. (Movie was Hackers)

He was in other movies too, but these three are my favourites. And it's cool, cause in every single movie he's been in he's played Matthew Lillard. hehehe.

~Matthew Lillard's Wife (although he has never actually met me, nor does he know I exist, and also he's already married to someone else. Which is illegal. )

wasn't he the other guy with the thong in Summer Catch? snerk the catcher I mean, not Freddie's character.

Cece
cece@cox.net
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alyfan

Cece - Yep! That's him!

didn't see Scooby

Didn't see 13 Ghosts
But I know who he is by face...

Um last movie I saw was Attack of the clones with my son
before that was spiderman...with my son
and before that was Lord of the Rings with my Auntie Cookie...before that was Pokemon 2000 (with my son)
somewhere in there is X-men but all those aside the movie I last saw before this short list was Ed Wood.

Now you know how often I get out (I am pathetic)

hugs Poor Tavern Wench - geez. You *don't* get out much.

It's okay though, I still haven't seen Lord of the Rings. nods

I did watch Mulan tonight though. And cried. More than once. I get all teary during movies. hehe

Scream - the first one. He was in that too as Matthew Lill ... I mean, the crazy boyfriend guy's gullible friend. right?

Dana still in FL

Yep! He was in Scream. And he played Matthew Lillard too.

Sounds mean of me, I know, but dammit, everthing I see him in he's the same. He's Matthew Lillard. hehe.

He's too fun.

~Groupie