This came to me via The Succubus Club mailing list. I didn't know there's a newsletter.
pouts
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Faster than a speeding bullet through the head of a U.S. soldier,
faster than Tom Ridge can say the words "orange alert", faster than
Zell Miller can scare a little child, faster than Arnold can
say "girly man", faster than Dick Cheney can say "fuck you" to a U.S.
senator then claim that a vote for the opposition raises the chances
of
a terror attack, faster than George W. can use a national tragedy as a
selling point, faster than some asshole can chant "Four More Years",
faster than some Common Rotation fan from Europe can say "what is all
this bloody nonsense about?", faster than Karl Rove can round up a
group of conservative veterans to start a swift boat controversy to
consequently distract the American people from the aforementioned
rapid bullet piercing the skull of one of our selfless underpaid
citizens.
Common Rotation is back on the frontlines this fall and like the
current administration, is making no apologies for their strong and
decisive actions. They're playing shows domestically and
internationally in living rooms and clubs, releasing records, updating
their website, and planning their next four years all in the name of
freedom.
Upon returning from their summer tour with TheyMight Be Giants Common
Ro is geared up with body armor and night goggles for the United
Kingdom in October. If just to escape the sight of Wolf Blitzer's
ugly mug and the heated Presidential race the band will be making its'
third trip to the U.K. In a comparative study of the American to the
Overseas folk club scenes the boys will be gracing a few venues with
appearances in London, Manchester, and Glasgow. In a similar study of
living rooms, CR will be bring their nearly violent acoustic
performances, along with their documentary film crew to homes across
the pond. The avid fan should be forewarned that there will be new
and site-specific material performed at these events.
Make no mistake. CR is constantly developing new ways to protect you
from the boredom that indecisive folk bands that can't make up their
minds bring to their fans.
One recent development is the upcoming release of the bands latest
studio effort, The Clear Channel EP. The disc present new studio
recordings of True Hollywood Romance, Oklahoma, and of course Clear
Channel, among others. Without the continuity of a full length record
the EP
displays the bands range of sounds from lush studio rock of The Big
Fear to the current stripped down live ensemble.
In the midst of a fall sweep of the East coast and Midwest, the
release date of The Clear Channel EP on November 12th will coincide
with a strategic show at The Bitter End in New York City. After
being away for at least three months you tri-state area fans better
report for duty. No one is going to forge these documents for you.
Corn Mo will be opening for the band on this long celebratory night.
A marriage of these two great acts will provide more than something
old, something borrowed, and something blue. It is destined to be an
unforgettable evening of no holds barred folk. The kind of carpet
bombing that leaves 'em organizing new terrorist networks. Yee HaW!
If that isn't enough to get you to the show then Common Ro is right
there to sucker you down to Bleeker Street. The first 100 people to
buy The Clear Channel EP that night will receive a FREE, (yes I said
FREE, as our gift to you), limited edition Hotel Café Vol III. Yes,
you heard me soldier! There will be a new live release available that
same night. If you're in the area and you miss this event then you
need to seek serious psychological counseling. I don't want to hear
that, "I can't afford health insurance" shit, either.
Ya see, Common Rotation believes in FREEdom. If you still feel like
an undecided swing voter, voting with your pocket book, you should
check out the FREE music you'll receive almost every working day of
the year at the Union Maid section of www.commonrotation.com. Just
click on the Union Maid everyday to hear a live track from a recent
show or a new song in progress.
This band works for you in such a quickly decisive manner that you
would be a fool not to support them. If you support the other folk
acts that waver in the face of adversity then you might as well be a
terrorist. We're for freedom but not for the freedom to enjoy other
folk bands. That might cause a real revolution and we can't have
that, now can we? The answer ain't blowing in the wind. It's in
molded concrete positions that can't be broken or changed no matter
how hypocritical they are proven to be.
TICKETS ON SALE NOW:
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Also pouting that the new EP is not going to be ready for the UK tour. Because if I could buy it on the spot I won't have to pay postage. Always A Good Thing(TM). Plus, Hotel Cafe Vol 3? Can't wait for that!!
