Hello bitches, did ya miss me?

Well I'm back, I'm not gonna get into it but let's just say never visit Sri Lanka, lose your passport and get into dealings with a 300lb Asian man that likes it rough and when you call him "Tonka Truck" It ain't pretty! The only thing that got me through the "episode" was all the Common Rotation songs I had committed to memory!

The new website is fucking awesome, I nearly got car sick checking it out!

Jay Dog will give $1500 large to the person that finds Jordan's used bottle of Gold Bond. He's poor so it means alot! I only hope Jory was using the Green, it's the only way to go yo!

Love to my public,
Bottom CoRoHo


P.S. Has anyone heard the rumor of Live at Hotel Cafe Vol. 18?