Taken from Private Eye #1064
Beacon Radio, Wolverhampton, England
DJ Mark: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
The Weakest Link, BBC 1/2
AR: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
Contestant: Jool carriageway
AR: In sport, the name of which famous racehorse was the word "murder" spelt backwards?
Contestant: Shergar
RI:SE, Channel 4
Quizmaster: Where is the Sea Of Tranquility?
Contestant: Ibiza.
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