Liz: "Heigh ho, everyone!"
Bob: Uh, Liz, that's Kermit the Frog. Wrong fandom.
Liz: Uh, oops. Sorry, ya'll.
Tripathy: It's "y'all", Liz. See how I'm learning American?
Liz: (Increasing her drawl to near Mouse proportions.) That's *Southehn*, honey.
Tripathy: Except we're in the Midwest.
Liz: Close enough. Kentucky's just over the river.
Tripathy: ...kay. Well, if the rest of you can't tell by now, (waves to all), here I am at Liz's place! We're in the same room!!
AndrAIa: Run. Very fast.
Liz: Hardy har har. Hanging around with all these sarcastic dudes is rubbing off on you.
Rattrap: Enh, she was pretty good even before I showed up, toots.
Liz: You go back to the oversize shed and entertain Optimus! Both of him! You're not in this fandom!
Rattrap: You can do it, so can I.
Liz: I'm surrounded by insubordination. You talk to him, Trip.
Tripathy: (whines) Do I have to? You know I'm not too fond of him lately. >_< (stares at the silent crowd) Sorry, we must be confusing the heck out of you with these nutball in-jokes. Scuse please.
Liz: Yes, two MFE fans in the same county are dangerous. In the same house--call out the white coats--
Tripathy: On the same keyboard!! What do Y'ALL think of that? (snickers)
Liz: I personally think we're close to total meltdown of the keyboard. That many typos in one sentence is--that made sense a minute ago, I swear.
Rattrap: That's not bad for you. Usually you don't make any sense.
Liz: Rattrap, go take a shower or something. Scotchgard yourself.
Tripathy: (grabs the keyboard back) Liz is a keyboard hog. :P And RT, go home!
Rattrap: Just gimme a ship and get me outta this slaggin' contract she trapped me into--
Liz: I did not trap you! I just waited for you to be receptive to the idea! I can't help it if you were drunk at the time!
Tripathy: Speaking of which--pass the orange juice. ^_^ I'm drinking all the orange juice. I hog orange juice more than Liz hogs the keyboard.
Liz: And I only hog the keyboard because I end up typing everything twice because of bad dexterity.
Tripathy: You think you have problems? This crazy curvy keyboard is killing my brain!
Tripathy's brain: Ow...
Liz: Trust me, you can get by just fine with a part-time brain.
Tripathy: I know. I lost half of it during that 20-hour bus ride to get here.
Liz: Coulda been worse. You mighta had to ride with a busload of drunken drummers. (Censoring more band flashbacks.) Uh, yeah--we've been watching old ReBoot tapes--where the heck is S5 already? We've been very patient.
Tripathy: Heck, the old S1-2 stuff works for me at the moment...I don't have that stuff at home. So yeah! Lucky me. ^_^
Liz: At least your typing's getting better. Practice, y'know.
Tripathy: I'm gonna be happy to get back to my NORMAL keyboard at home. This weird curvy thing....it's weird...(goes back and corrects typos with a sigh)
Liz: We've also looked at all of the videos Slack made...he hee!
Tripathy: (laughs just thinking about them) Frelling awesome! I'm downloading all of them when I get home! And you know what else we did...we went looking for ReBoot toys and the most we could find was some binomes. >_< (sob) I wanted a Matrix...no fair, Liz has a Matrix in that box over there...
Liz: Mitts off the Matrix--I need him to scare my computer into behaving itself. Maybe I'll have him attack my connection instead...
Tripathy: This scary stuffed Animal on top of the computer isn't enough? (gets more scared as Liz uses it as a puppet) Hm...I wonder how long this message is getting...