YAAAAAAAAAAY! Rituals!!

lights a huge fire then some candles and inscnse and sings weird songs while prancing around like an Elf and chanting

I loves rituals. It's FUN to freak out the nieghbor's expecially if they're all up-tight and stuffy. Joins in the singing and gazing at the stars and tries to find the Big Dipper and Polaris

When I still lived in georgia, my Grandmother and Aunt sent my Mom a weightloss magazine to be mean and I tore it up and burned it in the back yard and started chanting and dancing about it yelling random quotes from LOTR and Macbeth and Gargoyles and Everything like that and some stuff from a Celtic Magic book my friend Jamie gave me. Suddenly it started to rain. I then pranced around in the rain going, "SQUEEEEEEE!!! I MADE IT RAIN! I MADE IT RAIN!". Then, at 5 AM the next day, there was a fire at the Golf course across the street cause the Golf carts caught on fire and only five carts survived. I was very proud of myself.