Anyone know where I can buy discworl 1 and 2 from?

You can't BUY them anywhere because they are not being produced any more, neither are they being sold anywhere. Therefore you'd have to make do with downloading them from the Inet. There are loads of sites around with them on, if you just read some of the other messages there are some links which may work for you :)

I see halibuts getting fire in her tounge!

Oooohhaaaaaa!

never mess with the fish.

she bad.

she bangs she bangs!

You listen to Rikki Martin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much boy! You need to calm down already.

nah, you just seemed to be getting a little hot :)

Pete made some great quotes about Ricki Martin... you'd have to visit the nanaki page to read them, they're to XXX for this wee ikkle site :)