Sometimes I think politics is like watching the Simpson show. "I actually found a new Attorney General who is a worse civil rights abuser than John Ashcroft!" Who said that? Krusty the Clown?
And what about the 2004 election? An estimated NINE MILLION Americans cast questionably weird votes. Would Montgomery Burns be that evil? Would Homer Simpson be that dumb?
"If you want to find out if there are nine million fake votes," said my friend Joe, "just tally up the voter sign-in sheets. If you are nine million signatures short, then you know that the little black boxes padded the vote." Even Otto coulda figured that one out. Even Ralph.
Does Bush really think we are that stupid? I can just see George now. "They will NEVER notice that stuff. In one Ohio precinct with only 638 eligible voters, I got 4,258 votes. Smithers, we've done it again!" Doh!
Like Mr. Burns, Bush is aware that Americans will believe anything as long as Troy McClure sez it on TV. "Did you see the way they swallowed that PR crap about me being a Texas good ol' boy." Can you say "Preppie," Smithers? "Silver spoon?"
Bring it on? Our George is afraid of horses! He's no more a cowboy than Principal Skinner or Sideshow Bob.
Then there is that other Holy Cow that Bush has even ME believing -- that there are millions and millions of cult Christians out there in the Homeland, pure as driven snow and lined up in rows, Bible in hand, ready to do his bidding. That's not true! I can prove it. The Bible Belt has the most divorces and murders in America. And, since Bush took over the White House, even their abortion rates have gone up. These people are not Ned Flanders. These people are just like the rest of us. These people hang out at Moe's.
"Do you think that Mr. Burns is REALLY evil?" I asked my teenage daughter.
"Hell, yeah!"
"Evil enough to use nerve gas and napalm and blow up a hospital in Fallugah during the Muslim holy days?" Well, not that evil. That's more like "Seed of Chucky". Now you are getting into George Bush stuff.
Even Bart Simpson would make a better president than Bush. Or maybe not. When Bart says, "I didn't do it!" nobody believes him. But when George says, "I didn't do it," people STAND IN LINE to provide him with alibis. You know what I have to say about that, Mr. Bush?
"Eat my shorts!"
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Steal an election once -- shame on Cheney/Bush. Steal an election twice -- shame on America!
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Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything to stop the slaughter in Fallugah? Bush is slaughtering doctors, nurses and OUR TROOPS. Where is the UN? This is their sorriest hour.
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From Rose: The Bible Belt leads the nation in divorces
http://www.ncpa.org/pd/social/pd111999g.html and in murder rates too.
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_n12_v94/ai_21020057
From Google: Under President Bush, the decade-long trend of declining abortion rates appears to have reversed. Given the trends of the 1990s, 52,000 more abortions occurred in the United States in 2002 than would have been expected before this change of direction.
http://www.sojo.net/index.cfm?action=sojomail.display&issue=041013#5
From Ernie: Noam Chomsky said the real debt is around 44 trillion and when it comes out the stock market crash will make the 30's seem like a Swiss Picnic by comparison, if anyone knows what's happening it's Noam. I'm a poli-sci major not an economist but I can add and the near 15 trillion they robbed from Social Security is twice what they say the debt is alone. Stock up on freeze drieds and ammo and find yourself a nice little granite cave up in the hills! I know a dandy up above Hollywoodland just outside of Griffth park but mind the coyotes and cougars.
From M.O.: I would give Social Security four more years at the most. And the next thing that Bush will eliminate will be unemployment benefits.
From Michael: More info on our possible new Attorney General:
http://slate.msn.com/default.aspx?id=2109495&
From Bob: Exit poll graph: Here is an incredibly shocking graph regarding exit poll info versus electronic voting results. My jaw just dropped! PS you can't find this graph on the web any more.
http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:LhrBRShpp30J:www.onlisareinsradar.com/archives/002258.php+++Exit+Polls+and+Results+Don%27t+Match+graph+&hl=en
War crimes that Mr. Burns would never have even dreamed of: US Troops Reportedly Gassing Fallujah
http://www.islamonline.org/English/News/2004-11/10/article05.shtml
From ElectionFraud2004@ yahoogroups.com: Here is a video of what the Cleveland inner city polls were like on election day:
http://www.metroblogging.com/videothevote/
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From Pam: The numbers are right there on the official Cuyahoga
County Board of Elections website:
Bay Village - 13,710 registered voters / 18,663 ballots cast
Beachwood - 9,943 registered voters / 13,939 ballots cast
Bedford - 9,942 registered voters / 14,465 ballots cast
Bedford Heights - 8,142 registered voters / 13,512 ballots cast
Brooklyn - 8,016 registered voters / 12,303 ballots cast
Brooklyn Heights - 1,144 registered voters / 1,869 ballots cast
Chagrin Falls Village - 3,557 registered voters /
4,860 ballots cast
Cuyahoga Heights - 570 registered voters / 1,382 ballots cast
Fairview Park - 13,342 registered voters / 18,472 ballots cast
Highland Hills Village - 760 registered voters / 8,822 ballots cast
Independence - 5,735 registered voters / 6,226 ballots cast
Mayfield Village - 2,764 registered voters / 3,145 ballots cast
Middleburg Heights - 12,173 registered voters / 14,854 ballots cast
Moreland Hills Village - 2,990 registered voters / 4,616 ballots cast
North Olmstead - 25,794 registered voters / 25,887 ballots cast
Olmstead Falls - 6,538 registered voters / 7,328 ballots cast
Pepper Pike - 5,131 registered voters / 6,479 ballots cast
Rocky River - 16,600 registered voters / 20,070 ballots cast
Solon (WD6) - 2,292 registered voters / 4,300 ballots cast
South Euclid - 16,902 registered voters / 16,917 ballots cast
Strongsville (WD3) - 7,806 registered voters / 12,108 ballots cast
University Heights - 10,072 registered voters / 11,982 ballots cast
Valley View Village - 1,787 registered voters / 3,409 ballots cast
Warrensville Heights - 10,562 registered voters / 15,039 ballots cast
Woodmere Village - 558 registered voters / 8,854 ballots cast
Bedford (CSD) - 22,777 registered voters / 27,856 ballots cast
Independence (LSD) - 5,735 registered voters / 6,226 ballots cast
Orange (CSD) - 11,640 registered voters / 22,931 ballots cast
Warrensville (CSD) - 12,218 registered voters / 15,822 ballots cast
The Republicans are so BUSTED.
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From TruthOut: Zogby.com writes 'I Smell a Rat'
http://www.truthout.org/docs_04/111604Z.shtml
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