so like, has anyone here ever had to go bail their mom out of the drunk-tank @ the local jail @ 3:30am?

no, really.

of all the crazy shit I went through with my mom, I admit this was NOT one of them. Good luck.

ha ha.... i've had to pick mine up before from places but not jail. so far...

Um no-I wonder what's worse? hospital or jail? At least if it's jail your Mom would have a good story to tell. I hope so.

huh? did your ma go in the clank? what's up withn that question?

uh, no...

ok, i mean - yea, but it was a long time ago.

she's too old for that crap now. it's only funny if you knew her, cuz she's such an elitist. she used to really put me down for pot - she'd say "when you get arrested, call your father - he's the one who taught you that!!!" ...hey man, i ain't NEVER been busted for anything!!!

but she & her cronies used to get tanked up on a regular basis ("the military drinkers") back in the day. they'd start at the officer's club on base and end up in someone's home. she got busted doing a U turn on the chesapeake bay bridge tunnel @ 3am and called me & harry to come bail her ass out. my stepdad was out of town.

yep, it sounds pretty bad - and she was majorly upset over it.
but we thought it was f-ing HILARIOUS!!!
we were laughing about it when i started the thread.

[to make a long story long]

Did you blackmail her for her silence? That's hilarious!!!

that is hilarious!!!!