ok so this past week my bf and i have been saying
"i drink your milkshake, i drink it up!"


what are your faves?

"you've got red on you"
"fuck you with something hard and sandpapery" not actually a movie quote, but still great

"Well, I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could re-claim porch monkey, and save it."

kevin smith is just awesome!

"don't throw heads at me!"

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

"Yo Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at three o' clock today, I'm gonna RAPE you!" (Welcome To The Dollhouse)

"You have been convicted of assholism!" Pink Flamingos

"I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand. Could these sensations make me feel the pleasure of a normal man?" -Ian Curtis

PINK FLAMINGOS!!!
hahahahahahahahaha!
one cracked-out movie! i can't believe someone else actually watched it
that whole film is full of hilarious quotes!

i started to watch it and i had to turn it off
because it reminded me too much of the ppl i have to work with.
and it was my day off and didnt want to deal with the horrible feelings that sometimes gives me at work.

Thank you, I needed a good laugh! Love SNL

Fav quote:

"I almost numchucked you, you don't even know!"

two from JAWS...

"i think i am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!"

and the classic-

"you're gonna need a bigger boat."