I typed this message already and I didn't want it as a response, now it's a post. ummmm that jennifer anisten part with her boobs was pretty good. ummm I am 17 and have felt a girls boobs for 10 seconds before or something. that was fun but I want to do it more. how do I get a girl to let me feel her boobs and like I was thinking about not looking at them and acting all calm and stuff around them it might work. So when I see girls I am gonna act not obsessed with them. and I hate how girls use their stupid boob power it sucks! someone email me, maybe some chicks or something dragon005@aol.com

but that 10 seconds was probably all you will ever get. Was she sleeping?

Unfortunately, women hate you. I know -- they told me. You are far too stupid and, for some reason, constantly smell of onion rings.

Women will never allow you to touch them. The reason for this is a process called Natural Selection.

I'm sorry. I hated to be the one to have to break this terrible news to you, but I thought you should know.

I would have said it, but I thought if he actually heard it from a female, it might me too much for him.

hi any way i really don't think you will get boob unless you look really good looking like me don't beleve me go to cupid and look up holystars any way i a cristen but like looking al girl butts and boob but would not care about touching them plus no girl can ever get me to do stuff just to get me to look at boob but of coruse i hate boys because they use me to get girl when i was at high school when i was in high school i went out with lot of girl one girl heard she want a one night stand whatever that is other 5 girls want me to become a cristen 7 i think want me to become sexual active and 4 want me to become a redneck and had 3 fat girl i went out with first girl went out with i made her become sexual active now she a cristen and i was in love with a girl and she act like she did not care but when i heard that she put the computer that she love me and did have a girl one of the fat girl she said she would go out with me if she did have a boy friend she broke up with him one day she hit me with a ring she saying sorry felling bad doing it she did not want to do it look like she about to cry hey one time i was 15/m and a 20/f want to go out with me if i was 5 years older she was in the army i think at the time hey right nowim 19/m oh yea can't forget about a 6/f want to go out with me i was 16/m of coruse i act like i want to go out with her don't like hurt girls felling i don't rember a lot but lot time ago may round 1990 or 1992 girl that had glass did look good i guess fell in love with me if was one girl she did not go out with me she look cute heard from boys she look ugly still looking for a girl hey if any thing if i die go to heaven crestview high school would be little piece of heaven i want to go back their but i can't i was senior in 2002 because i have no job going to be a awhile to me to get girl again ok

I have a friend, a retired sumo wrestler whos in residence in Long Beach who will let you grab his boobs for a dollar fifty. He used to be a girl so he counts. The boobs are kind of wide but I'm sure a big boy like you can get around them what with your extensive experience. They get really sweaty too. HE's really into lonely, hunky 17 year old boys. Heres his email: BonecrusherDDD@sumo.com

happy hunting

...stop that, you are making me like you.

Heh. Well I'm a girl so I don't know what it's like to have that problem, cause it's pretty easy to gain access to a ding dong(am I allowed to say ding dong?).
All I can say is, chill out, there's more to life than boobs. And don't seek the boobs, the boobs will come to you.

"Well I'm a girl so I don't know what it's like to have that problem, cause it's pretty easy to gain access to a ding dong"

That's because meen are more sensitive to women needs, we know you want it, we know you need it, we let you have it.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You're too much, anon!

I think it's because there are ding-dongs in every convienience store across the country, and you can get 'em at 99 cents a pop!

Nuthin beats that wondah-ful cream fillin'.

(Now THERE'S a sentence I will probably always regret typing)

well ure all fukin gay