Many condolences on the experience you had viewing Son of the Mask. Although I enjoyed the review, I regret it's content was gathered at your expense. I hope you will treat yourself to something you know you will enjoy later this weekend and make every attempt to remove the images imparted to you by the movie which shall now be referenced thusly: That movie which shall not be named.
Might I also give many kudos to your level of patience with your nephews. I'm sure they are aware that their uncle is one cool dude.
When you listen to the audio of him interviewing his nephews i can't help at feel that when he asked them to rate the film one to ten and the kid said one, that he was holding one finger up or something. Not saying that the movies good, just saying that i can imagine him doing it so much.
I work at a theater and knew this movie was going to suck big time, for one Jim Carrey refused to be in it, also it has been made for like 2 years, but hasn't been released because they wanted to see if they could afford not to release it. Thats really sad. I feel sorry for everyone who goes to see it.