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Napoleon Code/DaVinci Dynamite

March 8 2005 at 10:58 AM

Gesthemane Auge  (Login HerrDoktorAuge)

I just wanted to create a thread about that, because Azusa's made me think of it.

 
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Re: Napoleon Code/DaVinci Dynamite

March 8 2005, 11:30 AM 

I would be first in line for a movie called DaVinci Dynamite. Sounds like the hopped-up, crazy sequel to Hudson Hawk! Sweet!



Formatted Text Signatures are generally retarded. Thanks for sharing, though. - fyi

 
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Re: Napoleon Code/DaVinci Dynamite

March 8 2005, 11:30 AM 

Damn N54. Move along.


    
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Re: Napoleon Code/DaVinci Dynamite

March 8 2005, 7:28 PM 

Seems we just can't get away from this Da Vinci Code, Napoleon Dynamite fixation.  So, I will adapt.  May as well throw in the towel and admit that movie bored posters will endlessly post about these two movies until the end of eternity. 

Speaking of which, pornographers always seem to want to adapt the names of major Hollywood movies to their own purposes.  Who can forget "Crocodile Blondie" or "Drivin' Ms. Daisy Crazy" or . . . . Well I could go on, but I digress. 

Anyway, how about the following titles for potential future porn films:

Dynamite Napoleon: The story of the man who conquered all Europe . . . if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more say no more. 

The Da Vinci Cod piece: Category: Gay porn movie.  Amazing story of a man, his cod piece, and his art.    


 
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Too creative

March 9 2005, 12:07 PM 

Porns now adays all have numbers like Gang Bang Girls #59 if it was Napoleon's Dynamite #42 then you may have somethin

 
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Re: Too creative

March 9 2005, 8:10 PM 

Dynamite Napoleon # 42 - Napoleon our short, though well hung protagonist visits the battlefield at Waterloo & takes a detour through the famous red light districts of Brussels.  Napoleon goes to the famous "La La Boom" strip club in Brussels, gets into a bar room brawl with English football hooligans, then beds one (revenge of the French). 

How's that for a synopsis?


 
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Weed
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Bang an Bong

March 11 2005, 8:10 PM 

shit dude,Isaw this movie 3 years ago. It starred Julia Roberts and Tom Hank and shit about some rocket about ready to crash or something. I was baked out of my mind and kept going to the snack bar. I didn't follow it too well. I got extra baked during piss breaks.

I remember the moon then went in bathroom and got stoned... then got baked in the theater some fucker took my seat. the Julia Roberts was doing some kissy seen-went outagain then another fucker took my new seat. Tom Hanks was on an island eating crabs. This movie sucked because it kept jumppin around.

 
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Re: Bang an Bong

March 11 2005, 8:45 PM 

Weed, I believe the movie was called Apollo Castaway, but I don't remember Julia Roberts being in it. 

I think there is a POT SMOKERS movie thread, and this post would make a very decent contribution in addition to your observations on Apocalypse Now.


 
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Re: Bang an Bong

March 11 2005, 8:48 PM 

Or maybe you got confused at the multi-plex (due to your inebriated state) & wandered from movie to movie unawares.  Somehow several movies jumbled up in your memory and you merged them all into one movie. 

Of course, I could be wrong about that.  If you're not too stoned to respond Weed I'm sure you could elaborate on this.   


 
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