Seems we just can't get away from this Da Vinci Code, Napoleon Dynamite fixation. So, I will adapt. May as well throw in the towel and admit that movie bored posters will endlessly post about these two movies until the end of eternity.
Speaking of which, pornographers always seem to want to adapt the names of major Hollywood movies to their own purposes. Who can forget "Crocodile Blondie" or "Drivin' Ms. Daisy Crazy" or . . . . Well I could go on, but I digress.
Anyway, how about the following titles for potential future porn films:
Dynamite Napoleon: The story of the man who conquered all Europe . . . if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more say no more.
The Da Vinci Cod piece: Category: Gay porn movie. Amazing story of a man, his cod piece, and his art.