Ok I had to throw this one out there... Not sure if it had been done already but it's way too fun to pass up... Best porn movie title????? A few of my favs are:

Schindler's Fist
The Rod Father
Lawrence of a Labia


:-D

Shaving Ryan's Privates

The Sopornos

LMAO!!! Of course just remembered, Star Trek, The Next Penetration.. Not a true movie but still damn funny LOL

I once indexed my friends entire movie collection with alternate porn titles out of sheer boredom. Heres a list from some I can remember

Rear Force One
Jerk-off
The Cunt for Red October
KY-Pax
Joe's Black Meat
Emission to Mars
Blastaway
Glad-i-ate-er
Catch me if I cum
A Beautiful Hind
A.I. Artificial Insemination
Cum in Sixty Seconds

007 Tommorrow my boner Never Dies
There's Something Inside Mary
Pulp Erection
Navy M.I.L.F.s
The Unmentionables

LMAO!!!! Of course some other sci-fi based ones

Battlestar Ejacula
Star Whores
Apollo Squirteen

A few summers ago, an old college buddy of mine took a summer job working at an adult video store (come to think of it, I think he's still there), I asked him to research a title, that I was positive didn't exist in real life.

There is a scene in 'Clerks' where Randal is speaking on the phone to a distributor (standing next to a mother and small baby), spouting off simply horrid porn titles, the last movie he mentions was called 'Cummin' in Socks'.

It doesn't really exist.

"1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition"

Part III? Eh... I thought the performances were just phoned in.

(The following is part of a David Cross bit from about 5 years ago)

"... last year I was in Las Vegas and sauntered into one of those giant porn conventions they have. It's like any other convention, people from the industry are hocking their wares, sexual gizmos, videos, what have you. Then I come across this booth where this young lady is formally advertising her film: 'Fuck my dirty Shithole: The Movie!' Now I was thinking what the rest of you were thinking, how in the hell did they turn that book into a movie?!"

Again, I apologize for profanity. Christ, when did my manners become like a 12 year old Catholic girl?

The best porn movie title I ever heard was "The Hulk"

Because it's 2 and a half hours of Nick Nolte beating off. On my face.

Two classic titles I will never forget:

Interview with a vibrator

Edward penis hands

These are real movies, I worked in a porn store in college.

"The Penetrator"
"Jurassic Pussy"

what about the silly names of the porn stars?
I personally know Dick Lachey. I know someone else in the biz too but I don't know her ..."stage name". Her fist name is Bambi though. She was born to porn.

This is actually a real title of a song that, taken out of context, is pretty questionable--especially considering it was from a kid's movie....

From 'Fern Gully', the song [sung by Tone Loc]

"If I'm gonna eat somebody, it might as well be you."

lol

Twenty One Hump Street
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO
Hindfeld
Moulin Splooge
BEEPING MISS BUFFY
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo
TEA BAGGER VANCE
ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST

In addition, some other great porno names

THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES
ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON