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Tastes like...strawberries.

I'm not quite sure what to say back to that!

Oh darn! Now you know it's me 'cause I didn't reply in "beaNa1l0 spEak".

Double darn! You already knew because I used my real name in the original post.
I should have devised a cunning fake Login like "MeanBeanBunny" or something equally as clever and amusing.