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Reviews?

September 5 2005 at 3:13 PM

The Noyeser  (Login noyeser)

Broken Flowers
The Constant Gardener
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2 look like "Stuart Smalley" types flicks

and one looks like a high octane "Snatch" meets "Days of Thunder" with a touch of "Enter the Dragon"



Are these good movies in an otherwise crappy summer --FOR movies?

 
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Dante Bean
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Re: Reviews?

September 5 2005, 11:21 PM 

Constant Gardener was about the most boring thing I've sat through in years. And I never get bored in movies. Even the boring ones.

 
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Re: Reviews?

September 6 2005, 12:04 AM 

And what would have been your review had Sean Bean in it?

 
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Dante Bean
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Re: Reviews?

September 6 2005, 12:07 AM 

I'm not sure if it would win, but it would definately deserve a best picture nomination. He definately should have been in it though. This movie was in dire need of an international terrorist.

 
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noyeser
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Best Movie Award

September 6 2005, 1:01 AM 




 
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JenBunny
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Re: Best Movie Award

September 6 2005, 1:28 AM 

Nice one.

 
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Re: Best Movie Award

September 6 2005, 1:36 AM 

Dante, do you own 'Black Beauty' on DVD, the recent one with Sean Bean? 'Cause if you do, uh - well, frankly, I don't know what to think.

Also, I am willing to bet that early in his life, Sean didn't want to pursue a career in academics. That is, if he persevered long enough, his title could have bean, 'Dean Bean'. And that's just silly.

 
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JenBunny
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Re: Best Movie Award

September 6 2005, 2:00 AM 

And if Sean had pursued an athletic career he may have been known as "that runner, Bean".

Or if he had been born into a royal family, become the ruling monarch & taken a wife, her title would have been "Queen Bean".

(I like silly...............................................please forgive me.)

 
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Dante Bean
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Re: Best Movie Award

September 6 2005, 3:52 PM 

Noyeser, I could fucking kiss you.

Marc, yes, I do. His voice soothes me. I have pretty much all domestic releases and I'm trying to get ahold of all of the Sharpe's series thanks to my region free DVD player.

 
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Ricardo
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Re: Best Movie Award

September 6 2005, 9:33 PM 

This is great!

How about if he did porn? ... the obscene Bean?

If he got high twice in the same movie? ...the Refried Bean?

 
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Dante Bean
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Re: Best Movie Award

September 6 2005, 9:58 PM 

If he did porn, he would revolutionize. Stupify. Mesmerise. He'd take the industry by storm and it would be taken seriously as an art form. The academy would have to open up a new category (of course, Bean would win in a landslide).

Also, I may become homosexual.

 
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The Noyeser
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Sean Bean Does Porn

September 7 2005, 7:04 AM 



 
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JenBunny
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Re: Sean Bean Does Porn

September 7 2005, 7:25 AM 

LOL choke LOL cough LOL splutter LOL

Wow! That was most definitely unforeseen Bean.

 
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Dante Bean
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Re: Sean Bean Does Porn

September 7 2005, 12:37 PM 

Noyeser, you're my new best binary friend.





>.>

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...









FAP FAP FAP FAP

 
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Azusa
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Terrorist Bean

September 7 2005, 11:51 PM 

Ryan, you killed mah bee ah bee broder.   


 
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