GET AWAY FROM ME, sigh your suffocating me with your rememberance and always trying to get in the last word (?) why oh why did you choose me?!

Dear Camda,
It pains me to see you suffer my darling.
I love you anyway-even if there isn't any me or any love or any life-I love you.
The forlorn look you gave me as I left the last time still haunts me to this day.
I haven't been able to step foot into a Browns Chicken since.
Farwell, my love.
Farwell, Browns Chicken.

Forever yours with a side of slaw,
Ex-Boyfriend

No worries camda.  I'm sure you'll find someone at your site that will love you for the person you are regardless of your cooking ability. 

http://www.camda.com/

I mean, I don't know your religious persuasion, but if you are a Christian or Jewish single I'm sure there must be someone out there somewhere for you.  Maybe someone who shares your interest in chicken.