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Whatever you do, do not read this. I warned you

November 10 2005 at 12:04 PM
Marc Daniel  (no login)

Hi, my name is marc daniel, and as most of you already know, I hate America and all of its inhabitants. I wish the world soley consisted of gay europeans, we couldn't reproduce, but oh well, it would be worth it.

Anyway, on to the point of this post. (anyone know how to get dog seamen out of a white shirt?) I just wanted to ask you people if you would come over to my house for a birthday party ?

See, I am morbidly obese and smell like rotted urine (because its just easier to urinate myself than to move) and live on social security so people think I am a loser

But you guys don't, my internet friends, right ?

So come over to my trailer for my B day so it wont be just me and my 37 cats, please.

 
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mOngOOse
(Login DraytonSawyer)

Don't read this either...

November 10 2005, 3:34 PM 

Hi, my name is mOngOOse, and i know you don't know me so allow me to introduce myself-
i hate plotless movies and i am very familar with how guys are in sports' locker-rooms(that's funny in a gay-way).
i'll chew your throat in the form of a verbal slashing if i read an insult in something
you typed! I play with knives and swords and i have a pet monkey w\downsyndrome. i like
pizza, yo-yo tricks and human-road-kill. I am egotestical, I can admit it, I am an
attention whore as well. i come off like i am one of those guys lurking in the night
shadows cloaked in a red-lined-black-hooded-cape. waiting for the perfect moment to post.
NICE TO MEET YOU! I HOPE WE CAN TALK ABOUT MORE MOVIESTUFF REAL-SOON!!!!

 
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(Login MikeMilk)

Re: Don't read this either...

November 10 2005, 3:39 PM 

Hmmmmmm, i will give it a 2 1/2 stars out of a possible 5

Not bad, but lacked creativity in most parts, but overall was a well thought out burn. Kudos.

I just didn't get the name, why mongoose ?

Why not use MY name dorn knob ?

 
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Camda
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lame

November 10 2005, 5:30 PM 

mikemilk your super lame for even trying to fool us, i would just like to draw to everyones attention that the name marc daniels is not logged in OR have his pic up, i'm sure everyone noticed this anyways. in fact i shouldn't even acknowledge this post its so pointless and dumb. mikemilk you embody everything that makes me sad for humanity.

 
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MikeMilk
(Login MikeMilk)

Re: lame

November 10 2005, 5:48 PM 

Really, wow aren't you just so smart to figure that out

I bet you could find carmen sandiego too huh


And as far as me embodying everything you dislike about humanity from a few posts, well, that says volumes about yourself

 
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Thatturkishguy
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Re: lame

November 11 2005, 7:58 AM 

Hi I'm Thatturkishguy.... no really I'm Thatturkishguy... o wait this isn't the thread for these kinds of posts...

 
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(Login The_Divine_Satirist)

Re: lame

November 29 2005, 12:07 AM 

Now I know where the "Odd" in OddTodd.com comes from.

www.thedivinesatire.com See what the controversy is all about!

 
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