We did it! We're making another Rocky movie!

"Dahba boxin dwas goodn causea ADREINNE!"

We?

And I see they're shooting digital... this new Rocky's got plenty of class, ha.

... and age

people are flying in to Vegas just to try to be extras. yep. 85 extras.

"MUMBLER! Seriously, I cannot understand a word you're saying!"

Play by play LIVE from St. Mary's:

Jim LeMay doing play-by-play:

Jim: And Rocky's on the toilet.  He's pushin' and pushin'.  Not much fibre when everything you've eaten in one day comes from a tube, but . . . . .

 . . . . . oh . . . . wait, he's on the ropes , but I see it comin'.  A turtle head's  pokin' out.  And it's comin' and it's comin' and . . . . . . Rocky's sweatin' up a storm, is it any wonder they called him the Italian stallion Bob?  

Bob: That's right Jim.  He's giving it 120%.   

Jim: And out it goes.  That hunk of shit is down for the count.  1        2        3        4    .  The ref is callin' it.  It's all over.  K.O.  What an amazing comeback Bob.

Bob: Right you are Jim.  It sounds as though he's gonna say something Jim.  Let's listen in

Yo Adrienne wipe my ass. 

True Story

Back when I was a student in Boston, a classmate of mine that I used to go drinking with pretty frequently, said one of most bizarre and funny things I've ever heard the morning after a hard night of hitting the bars.

He had crashed at my place, and when I awoke and came downstairs, I found him rummaging through my kitchen.


MD: Morning... Dude, what are you looking for?

Dave: Oh hey, you got any oatmeal?

MD: Pardon?

Dave: Oatmeal!

MD: (short quizzical look) Dave, I don't think I've eaten oatmeal in like 3 years.

Dave: (crestfallen). Oh... really?

MD: I suppose we could run out and get some if you -

Dave: Oh, that would be great! I gotta have oatmeal in the morning.

MD: What?! Why?

Dave: (with the most serious look I've ever seen) Dude, you know that Sylvester Stallone eats oatmeal every single morning?

MD: (laughing nervously) Ha, ha - oh, you're serious.

Dave: Oh yeah. Every morning.