Ok, so I've been kvetching about the number of remakes, sequels, etc. and reallllly wishing for an original story.
Maybe I should have been more specific with a plot. Poisonous snakes...on a plane? Can't you just feed them some of the airplane food and then they'll die or something? What's the real issue? Are we phobic? Spiders...now Spiders on a plane would be much worse because they're faster. And their spiders. But snakes? Isn't that like running away from a steam roller?
And Samuel L. Jackson accepting this role...what was he thinking? Did they have something on him so he couldn't refuse? Did they have The Perfect script for him but he couldn't do that movie until he did this piece o' crap first? Did his accountant screw up the books and he needed some cash fast? Wha happin?
Sammy Jackson WANTED this role. I heard the studio wanted to change the name of the movie to something less... cheesy?... but Jackson said he'd walk if they changed the name. Guess he's a cheese geek too, huh?
Wait, im confused... It is a joke right? There is no way that someone in their right mind would accept a roll in a movie whose premise was thought up by a class a retarded 3rd graders.... Snakes on a plane.... Good lord, no wonder North Korea won't listen to us..
It has appeared on IMDB and unless it's a REALLY big hoax, I think this movie is for real. Maybe they'll change the title to make it more marketable. Some suggestions:
"Sky Terror"
"It Came Out of Business Class"
"When security is asphyxiating"
"Worse than the food"
"Don't HISS at ME Mutherf*cker!"
AMC is a type of movie theater [that sucks sour owl shit]. The screens are ok and they're pretty clean but AMC's are NOTORIOUS for Showing Commercials before the movie. Not just UNICEF or Funds for they Dying Cowboys or something but Like Coca Cola, Apple PCs, etc.... some commercials that are made for TV so that when they are blown up to Movie Screen size, they're all pixel-ly and horrid. Which makes the audience even MORE annoyed.
