If you actually LIKED a fucking movie. I have been reading your reviews for a long time, and you have NEVER liked a movie. Why do you waste the 10 damn dollars? It makes absolutely no sense to me that you would continue to go to movies and not enjoy them. What are you expecting? You are not going to get "the best movie ever made" every fucking time, yet you continue to throw your crappy ass opinion around like it is gold. I am not attacking your review on any individual movie, but ALL of them. You are the kind of person I would go to a movie w/ once, and never again, b/c you would just whine about everything that you thought was wrong about it. Quit fucking crying and just accept that since you are clearly the best director/producer/actor to have NEVER BEEN IN A FUCKING MOVIE, your opinion is shit. You should probably just stick to doing flash cartoons and living off of the donations of internet n00bs. You are a douche bag cynic w/ 0 positive things to say. I give your shitty site 1.5 cookies.

I'm a little tired of Todd's naysaying as well, but c'mon, never liked a movie? He has an assload of reviews up, and he's really dug a handful of them.

If you could get your point across without cursing so much. Todd has zero positive things to say? How many times did you use profanity in that post? And he's throwing his opinion around like it's gold? He's just putting up how -he- feels on -his- website. Pull the stick out of your ass and go somewhere else if you don't like his reviews. It's not like he's wasting your ten dollars to go to the movies! You know, it's one thing to disagree but there's never a need for personal attacks over something like this.

Oy. So much anger. Methinks it is misdirected. Profanity for the sake of profanity? Listen you 14 year old douchebag, would you like it if I broke into your house and took a dump in your bedroom? Flailing wildly like a special-ed kid dancing with a sparkler is precisely what you are, by posting moronic crapola like this on Todd's own friggin board.

Tell ya what, Chachi - stop playing World of Warcraft for awhile, turn off whatever semi-goth flavor-of-the-month POS music you listen to, go outside and get some fresh air. C'mon, you're better than that.

That was probably Clint Eastwood....

BTW, this was quite possibly my favourite M.D. line this year . . .

"Tell ya what, Chachi - stop playing World of Warcraft for awhile ..."  I killed myself laughing at that. 

But back to the issue at heart . . .

My professor said the other day, "If I give you a 100% on an assignment then that means it was perfect,  and there is no room for improvement."  So, she won't give 100%.  Likewise Todd, if he gives 'em perfect scores then that means they've made the perfect movie.  Who's ever seen a perfect movie?  Even masterpieces have some flaws right? 

If Todd doesn't hold down the fort on this mamby pamby give 'em 5 stars, mardy baby, shit, who will eh? Gotta have standards for Chrissake. 

 

I'm surprised at how long of a stretch it is but I look back on all those movies and none have improved beyond what I initially thought in retrospect...

It's possible seeing a movie at 12:45AM is unfair but I doubt it would have changed my opinion all that much...

But coming soon....

BORAT!

BABEL!

CASINO ROYALE!

Indeed, but when 'Casino Royale' does roll around - umm, try to be objective, ya know? 'Cause, well - he's the only Bond we got.

Danny Krink is da new Bond. He was okay but totally whatevery. The movie started out with a bang tho, but 30 minutes in, I was like, what am I doing here, interest fading. It picked up in a couple spots but double dipped into boredom more than once. The acting was pretty solid thoughout though.

2.5/5 cookies


There you go Todd, I just saved you 10 bucks

I think tOdd has turned into a movie masochist; seeing the bad movies and passing up the good movies. It would explain why he wouldn't listen to his fans that suggested he see Little Miss Sunshine and instead chose a movie that he ended up giving two cook-ays.

Just for fun, I decided to compare a few of Todd's more recent reviews against the Boston Globe and SF Chronicle:

Flags of Our Fathers:
Todd: 2/5
Boston Globe: 2.5/4
San Francisco Chronicle: 2/4

The Departed:
Todd: 3/5
Boston Globe: 3.5/4
San Francisco Chronicle: 3/4

Jackass Number Two:
Todd: 3/5
Boston Globe: 3/4
San Francisco Chronicle: (found review, not rating)

The Black Dahlia:
Todd: 1.5/5
Boston Globe: 2/4
San Francisco Chronicle: 2/4

Crank:
Todd: 3/5
Boston Globe: (found review, not rating)
San Francisco Chronicle: 2/4

Snakes on a Plane:
Todd: 1.5/5
Boston Globe: 3.5/4
San Francisco Chronicle: (couldn't find review)