my fave Simpsons quotes August 9 2007 at 10:44 AM Donna ( no login)
"Do you like...stuff?" Ralph to Lisa on their walk home together on Valentine's Day after Ralph got a valentine from Lisa.
"I can see through time." -a very whispery Lisa, when Apu is staying with the Simpson's and cooks them a hot curry for dinner - and he asks what she thinks of the curry.
"The Juice Loosener" - an infomercial Homer is watching on TV.
"Do Shut Up!" A British sitcom Homer is watching on PBS.
"This may be the worse case of false advertising since 'The Neverending Story' 2" - Lionel Hutz, when Homer goes to him after being kicked out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant ("The Frying Dutchman") for eating too much. Author Reply
Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 9 2007, 5:04 PM
Homer to Bart: We're all here to talk about your eating, and if there's time, my drinking. BUT THERE WON'T BE TIME!
Ralph: I beat the smart kids. I beat the smart kids. (falls down) Oof. I bent my wookie. Aurora Linda Martinson Quiej ( no login)
Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 15 2007, 9:19 PM
My favorite quote comes from the fifth Treehouse of Horror special.
Homer: No beer, no cable makes Homer something, something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!!! (Goes into psycho-spaz mode) ken ( no login)
Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 16 2007, 11:52 AM
After the Ramones sing "Happy Birthday" to Mr. Burns, and end with "...go to hell, you old bastard":
Burns: "Smithers! Have the Rolling Stones killed!"
Smithers: "But, sir..."
Burns: "DO AS I SAY!"
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Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 16 2007, 12:02 PM
"I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious! Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less? For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle."
-Mr. Sparkle Dishwasher soap commercial
"Hi. My name is: LISA SIMPSON. My favorite book is: MAGAZINES"
-Homer, buying an insert-name-here video for Lisa's Birthday
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Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 16 2007, 1:30 PM
"You don't win friends with Salad"
"Chalk Faced Goons!!"
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"
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Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 18 2007, 11:59 AM
Treehouse of Horror VII, "Easy-Bake Coven":
Witch Patty to Witch Marge: "If I knew you were coming, I would've baked a cat." Comic_Book_Guy ( no login)
Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 16 2007, 1:43 PM
Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 16 2007, 1:47 PM
"Mom! Bart's drinking coffee!"
"It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!" big d (Login digbee)
Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 16 2007, 2:18 PM
"In your face, Space Coyote!"--Homer, after his chili-inspired vision quest.
Not a quote, but the dinner table scene when Homer is trying not to think about enrolling
in clown college, and everyone morphs into Krusty.
Abe Simpson: "I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what 'it' is is weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!!!"
I could go on...and on...and on...but I will spare you.
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Quote I still use August 16 2007, 4:16 PM
Homer shoots Marge in the face with his newly invented "Make-up Gun".
Marge harshly replies "Homer, you had it set on whore!" tracy ( no login)
luv the simpsons August 16 2007, 8:01 PM
Marge is pumping gas and Mr. Burns pulls up in a model-T-like car.
Burns: (to Marge) Fill my vehicle with petroleum disillate and revulcanize my tires - post haste! Homer ( no login)
Beer August 18 2007, 11:03 AM
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
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Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 18 2007, 12:40 PM
Not exactly a quote but props to the movie for telling a great joke.
The scene: Moe's Bar, next to Lovejoy's Church as doomsday is announced. Everyone from the bar runs into the church and everyone from the church runs into the bar.
This is a perfect statement of our society, as it stands. SMLGripp (Login SMLGripp) Jackals
Re: my fave Simpsons quotes August 21 2007, 7:18 PM
Homer is sad because he has to stop smoking marijuana:
Moe: What's the matter homer? You're drunki, but not stumbling drunk.
Homer: Oh Moe... going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.
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