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LE MIRAGE PICTURES BRINGS YOU CRIME IN THE CITY!

September 27 2008 at 4:40 PM
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Dear fellow movie buffs,

My name is Myke Macino.And I am a MAJOR Hollywood player.I am a director, producer and a actor.You may view my CV on imdb.com to proof I am the real deal.We have a slate of films on the horizon and we need patrans of the arts like yourselves.If YOU would like to show suport.Visit www.silvertouch-pictures.com.WE ARE THE FASTEST GROWING MOTION PICTURE GROUP IN THE WORLD.

 
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Re: LE MIRAGE PICTURES BRINGS YOU CRIME IN THE CITY!

September 27 2008, 4:53 PM 

Welcome Myke!

 
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Anonymous
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Re: LE MIRAGE PICTURES BRINGS YOU CRIME IN THE CITY!

September 27 2008, 5:42 PM 

Deja Vu!

 
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Noyeser
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September 27 2008, 7:35 PM 

NOOooooooooooooooooo !


i thought this dood was banned?

 
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September 28 2008, 10:12 AM 

Myke,

Looking at your imdb page, I bet you have some really great Hollywood stories. You're probably a pretty busy guy but I sure hope you have some extra time to share some of them with us. 'Devil on the Set' - Would love to know the tail behind that nickname!

Anyway, all of us hear have really hot, model girlfriends that are dying to break into the biz, so if you have any connections or anything, let us know!



 
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Mr. Ambulance Driver
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Re: re

September 28 2008, 12:42 PM 

Is this guy a douche or what?

 
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Re: re

September 28 2008, 1:15 PM 

You know, I wish you motherfuckers on this board would be a little bit nicer to new people. We need some new blood and new opinions. Give the guy a chance. Jebus!


It's all right, Myke. They play nice once they get to know you!


 
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September 28 2008, 1:19 PM 

Hey Myke,

I read in Variety or somewhere that Silver something or other pictures had signed Paul Newman to a film but now its off for obvious reasons. Was that your company?


 
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Re: re

September 29 2008, 4:06 PM 

Why is everyone so rude?Visit my web site mykemacino.com we'd love your support

For actors and actresses we will be auditioning for sevral roles for our upcoming slate and you could be a star.check back for updates in a city near you

 
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Re: re

September 29 2008, 5:17 PM 

Hey Guys! I am AWESOME And WAY BETTER THAN YOU and COOL! KISS my ASS please!

 
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Spaz-it
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Re: re

September 29 2008, 6:41 PM 

And yes, I'm an actual porn star with perfect white teeth. Go out and buy yourself some "Bleche White" today at your nearby car care store today!

It works wonders! Spaz.

 
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Re: re

October 2 2008, 7:50 AM 

Did you get my headshots Myke?

 
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Re: re

October 3 2008, 3:44 PM 

Send all your headshots and cv's to AIGBeverlyHills@aol.com

 
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Re: re

October 3 2008, 8:29 PM 

Holy crap it's: The Return of The Macino!

 
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Re: re

October 4 2008, 9:35 AM 

Hey Myke,

Do you do Christian movies? My church is looking to invest in some alternative Christian entertainment.

 
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Re: re

October 4 2008, 12:28 PM 

I loved the movie review


 
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Myke Macino
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Re: re

October 4 2008, 5:06 PM 

Do not pay attention to false adverts they are printed by stalkers just kids

 
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October 5 2008, 8:33 AM 

That's a relief! Thanks for clearing that up Myke. Do you handle Christian Entertainment investments?


 
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Macino's a con-artist! lol

October 6 2008, 5:38 PM 

Get this..! I went to this dude's audition in London. It was at the South Bank Studios back in late March this year.

While I was there, I manage to pick up the press copy of this idiot's production sheet. It states that big stars such as Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Anniston, Pamela Anderson and Sharon Stone were all gonna be there.

Fuck, yeah? My ass..! I didn't see none of them! Lying fat cunt!

Mind you, Mr Macino wasn't really much of a director. Whilst the actors were doing their 'monologues' in front of a camera, Myke was busy chatting up women. So I knew there was something wrong with this cunt!

30 minutes later, some of the actors started to walk out. Most of them were women. I manage to speak to one actress. I asked her out of curiosity why she's leaving? She replied 'Myke asked me for sex. He wants to go and do it at some hotel!'
I thought to myself 'This guy is such a pervert.'

All this guy does.. is trolls around looking for women. When he finds them, he pretends to them that he's famous and he's worth a lot of money.
Claiming that he's worked with Jerry Bruckheimer or Steven Spielberg. Got a multi-trillion dollar hotel business in Las Vegas. (Have anyone heard of Silvertouch Hotels?)
Also he can make any woman famous just by..? Sleeping with him!

Man! All this stuff is pure bullshit! I tell you why..? Since 1998, that 10 years since Macino has setted up Silvertouch Pictures which is now, Le Mirage Pictures. This guy hasn't pulled any fingers out of his arse in that space of time. Many of his so-called productions never got materialized!

I suppose on his tombstone.. it will read
MYKE MACINO. HOLLYWOOD'S MOST BIGGEST LOSER!
GOOD TIMEWASTER AS WELL! NO FILMS MADE!

I'll drink to that, while Macino can piss up a rope!

 
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Re: Macino's a con-artist! lol

October 6 2008, 5:47 PM 

Yeah! I'd sure as hell would love to piss on his grave!
Maybe shit on it too..!

 
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Re: Macino's a con-artist! lol

October 6 2008, 5:49 PM 

Don't forget to lay the flowers!

 
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Re: Macino's a con-artist! lol

October 7 2008, 7:32 AM 

Does anybody know if he handles Christian movies? My church really wants to help fund some of those Left Behind films, and Kirk Cameron and stuff.


 
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Aaron
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Re: Macino's a con-artist! lol

October 7 2008, 10:23 AM 

You'll be lucky if Myke Macino funds movies.
This man never has. So if you ask him, he probably ask you for money.
I wouldn't deal with that pitbull if I were you..

 
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October 7 2008, 2:08 PM 

I didn't write the above comment... not sure if thats a good or bad thing...


 
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MACINO IS THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!

October 7 2008, 5:00 PM 

ENVY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE

 
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Scum Bucket
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Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 7 2008, 5:33 PM 

Envy did get us somewhere, you dopehead!
What planet did you from? Uranus? Pig bastard!

 
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 7 2008, 5:35 PM 

Hey now! This is just getting offensive. Myke comes here with all this opportunity to be part of the movie business - not just bystanders - but a real part of Hollywood, and this is how you all treat him?

It's really just shameful.

Myke, email me.


 
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Joey
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 9 2008, 4:19 PM 

Myke is a con-artist!
I don't think he'll email you!
If he did, all your money will be gone! Duh..?

 
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 9 2008, 4:22 PM 

Do I gotta spell it out for you? He's a C-O-N A-R-T-I-S-T!

 
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 10 2008, 2:58 AM 

I'm curious. From which anal of hell did you spew forth? Why has the board seen such a proliferation of schmucks with the return of Myke? Dare I propose that myke is his own publicist? I think it fair to say he is creating his own negative aura for the simple fact that we now know who the fuck Myke is. Or maybe there was a link on a kiddie-porn site to this board? Either seem as likely.

 
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 10 2008, 12:55 PM 

I agree with Bryce I was either thinking Todd had something to do with it, Myke has a crazy PR plan or people world over just really truly hate him and are quick to jump on the band wagon. It seems right when there's a post almost instantaneously there are 9 others calling him a douche. Something aint right I just don't know what it is.

 
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 13 2008, 12:08 PM 

I promise y'all I have no idea wtf with these dudes...

 
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 13 2008, 12:14 PM 



Is the oddtodd movie a silvertouch picture?


 
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Re: Macino is the shit of Hollywood!

October 15 2008, 8:22 AM 

First Wendy and now this Todd?

 
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dick
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I hate this fuck

October 18 2008, 10:24 AM 

get lost

 
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Re: I hate this fuck

December 5 2008, 10:52 AM 

?

 
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Re: I hate this fuck

December 5 2008, 1:46 PM 

I have no idea either but it seems he isn't a big fan of Mike with a 'y'

 
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