Am I wrong, or am I the only one here who's gone to any of the new 3D movies? U23d, Journey to the Center of the Earth, etc.?
I already decided I was going to go to this, and it does sound like it might be pretty fun.
From Fangoria:
VALENTINEs opening 15 minutes are so enjoyably over-the-top, and know how to meet audience expectations so well, that once the film settles down into its story, the directors already got us where he wants us. Theres at least one cool dimensional highlight per reel, and the movie piles on so much gore that you have to wonder what the MPAA saw before VALENTINE that made them so jaded that they gave this one a pass. Its delightfully old-school in the blood-n-guts department, and while there may not be as memorable a death as the laundromat scene in the previous version (though Rues nude demise comes pretty darn close), the filmmakers take so much delight in delivering all the mayhem in 3-D that it easily brushes the films shortcomings aside.
Here's my prediction of this (and every other current horror movie out there):
Chicks show their tits (said chicks have no other function in the movie)
Teenage guys talk about tits and smoking pot
Some stagehand throws a bucket full of blood at the camera
Credits roll