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September 7 2009 at 8:39 PM
Dante Bean  (no login)

The trailer for this is actually misleading because it's much worse than it looks. The main problem is that it doesn't have any fun with it's dopey premise, it's so dark and serious for a movie that talks about ping between the death row inmate and his 17 year old controller. Awful. Can't even get through it's terriblness to enjoy the extremely excessive gore/violence and tons of boobs.

 
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Re: Gamer

September 8 2009, 8:02 AM 

wait wait wait did you say ton's of boobs?

 
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September 8 2009, 1:22 PM 

Yeah man. Tons.

The other half of this movie is the game our convict's wife participates in. It's a riff on that Second Life game or The Sims. She is an "actress" which means she dresses up like a whore and interacts with people with names like "Myballshurt" as some obese (seriously it looks almost CG) nerd drinks syrup and commands her to have sex and touch herself with other people in the game.

You can't make this stuff up.

 
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September 8 2009, 1:43 PM 

hachi machi!

 
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September 8 2009, 2:23 PM 

I demand a ton and a half of boobs... This movie doesn't make the cut.

 
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September 10 2009, 5:48 PM 

C'mon. Any movie with Ludacris in it has got to be good.








right?

 
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September 10 2009, 5:52 PM 

Luda leads a faction of rebel humans, known as the HUMANZ. They hack present day games from their basement, where they only play things like air hockey, Galaga and Pac Man.

Not kidding. Again.

 
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September 12 2009, 12:17 PM 

I enjoyed it for what it was. Not worth 10 bucks, but you could do worse at the theaters for now.

"Too much ping, ya dig?" - Ludacris

 
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September 12 2009, 10:41 PM 

Any movie with a rapper that's not mos def is terrible, and that's what I'm sticking with.

 
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September 13 2009, 4:10 AM 

DEEPEST, BLUEST......MY HEAD IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN

 
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September 13 2009, 3:59 PM 

Agreed, for the most part TTG. Mos Def is probably the best rapper/actor. But Will Smith hasn't been a slouch.

 
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September 14 2009, 7:29 AM 

Oddly enough I forgot Will Smith was a rapper at one point. I'll add him to the list, the list of two:

Mos Def
Will Smith

 
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September 14 2009, 1:11 PM 

How about Shaq? He was a rapper at one point too. Then he made that awesome movie "KAZAAM".

Kidding.

 
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September 14 2009, 9:02 PM 

Don't forget Marky Mark!

 
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September 15 2009, 7:43 AM 

Spaz I was a proud owner of Shaq's rapping debut in tape form including such hits as 'Shoot, Pass, Slam' yeah that's the plan.

Unfortunately I'm not joking about this.

 
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