Seeing the doggie song to the tune of spongebob reminded me of a song we used to have for one of our dogs. The inspiration for this tune has her picture posted in the archives under "guava and mango" (or "mango and guava"...whateva)
(to the tune of "i'm a little teapot")
I'm a little puppy
short and stout
here is my tail
and here is my snout
when you tip me over
uh OH watch out
i get excited
and pee squirts out