Tood first off let me say you are a huge celebrity with me and my friends. I can’t wait for new cartoons! You frekin rule!!! Anyway I couldn’t get a dog either and I hate cats. Cats are like the worst females you ever knew. They only dig you when they want something and when you want attention they can’t be bothered. Anyway Fish are cool. There is so many kinds, and you need to do research on what kind you want and how much time you are willing to put into their care. Truth is though, it’s worth it. Even sober they are cool to just chill and stare at. Good luck bro. Make a new cartoon!!!
you suck your self! cats don't suck, dogs suck! dogs poop on your floor and chase your freinds away + they also poop on my lawn. u dont know cat's and you dont ever give cats a chance!
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Cats are more dirty then dogs. dogs may like their butt but so do cats and after cats like their butts they lick it all over their fur! it also been proven that a cat bite is 3 times as likely to become infected then a dog bite. dogs are just happy 2 be pet on the head. all cats want is food or your full attention. dog may poop in your house, but only if your 2 lazy to house break them. and if your ticked off at dogs because they poop in your lawn the call who ever owns the dog and tell them 2 keep it inside or on a chain, or just use your brain and put up a fence. I like cats 2 but i like dogs more.
I agree with you. Dogs are the most vile pet animal in existence. They stink, they shit and piss where ever they want to. They eat the shit of other dogs and other animals. They constantly chew and lick their genitals and anus's and than they want to lick a person on the mouth __YECH!!! People who indulge this practice should just drop the fucking pretense and just straight up lick their dog's asshole -- it'd be more honest. Dogs also roll in fetid materials, garbage, dead animals and shit again of course. They stink no matter how many times they are washed. Many of them drool disgustingly. Oh yeah, they try to hump your hands or your back when you are sitting low enough. They shove their noses up into your crotch and your ass. They are the most invasive, boundaryless, needy animals that ever walked the face of the earth -- and they are STUPID. Dogs best resemble retarded people. They dont know when to let up; they constantly seek attention, they are goofy-fuckin indiscriminate; they don't know when they are NOT wanted. People who credit dogs with great qualities of loyalty are projecting a bunch anthropomorphic crap -- Get real. your dog is slavish and indiscriminate -- it's all based on who's giving it food and attention over time. Believe me; you swap out another person who does the same -- your dog will forget about you in a hot Georgia minute if there are bonus treats and petting sessions available. Dog owners suck.. They are so narcissistic and presume everyone should love their pooch and put up with the kind of crap they visit upon others in the form of harassment for food in public eateries, uninvited seiges on beach picnics when the asshole owner will not call them off. Believe me Iv'e seen this sort of thing time and again. Some dogophile in my neighborhood objected to the fact that the local graocery store did not allow dogs inside. This is a city law not to mention the very real and practical reasons why dogs should not be on said such premises (such as food grabbing, pissing in the store, etc..) This nutty dog nut was so offended that the owners disallowed pooches, she deliberately walked into the store, cradling her 30 lb chihuahua and god knows what mix, in her arms like an infant and proceeded to hand feed her "precious baby" cheese and fruit that had been placed out on silver platters for customers to sample. Naturally this neurotic chick made sure that these indulgent and provocative activities were in full view of the store clerks which inevitably hastened her and her pooches rapid, non-consensual exit. Afterwards this dog-freak chick related to me that what she had done was a "political protest" against discriminatory practices against dogs. She was absolutley outraged at being told to leave the premises. I mean what an asshole; where does she get off acting like that? Dogs are dogs - they are not human. They are very primitive and avaricious creatures that, as scavengers, could easily destroy 1000s of dollars of grocery store merchandise. And you know that, though many dog owners are responsible - far too many are not. They do not discipline, control or contain their foul animals thereby forcing others to have to deal with undesired bullshit. There's a lady on my street that has 2 dogs. Her idea of taking them for a walk is, with a martini in one hand and a cigarrette in another; walk her dogs out her front door and ten feet to the top of the block and than cut them from their leashes so they can race up and down the block shitting and pissing anywhere they please. A friend of mine caught the dog who had been repeatedly shitting on his front steps for months, just so he could step in it atleast once a week. He rigged a security camera and caught the mother fucker dropping its load and roundly confronted the disrespful, selfish owner and gave her something to think about. I for one was driven to heavily drug a neighbors dog with anti-psychotic medications because the dog barked day and night right outside my bedroom window. I could not hear telephone conversations in my own apartment because of how loud and unrelenting the barking was. I slammed 4 -5 depakote pills in a donut and hurled it over the fence. I heard a couple barks and than nothing for 12 hours -- AAAAAhhhhhh..blissful sleep finally after 6 months of this shit!. I gave that fucker more depakote and moved on to Sominex. Than I got so tired of the continuing barking while awake (and believe me I tried to talk to the neighbors who owned the dog to be met with ridicule. The police could not do anything because that piece of shit dog always stopped barking when they came. By the 4th month of this bullshit, one often heard various neighbors screaming out their windows at any time day or night to shut the dog up, etc.. The bastard dog owners would actually egg the dog on, on purpose to make it bark just to upset the neighbors and have a big laugh at everyone's expense.) I got to throwing very hard and heavy objects (a lead hand-painted pear; several pottery barn pitchers) at their rear porch and windows to impress them with the serious nature of the problem that was not resolving. I finally snapped and decided I had no recourse but to tkill the thing. So I threw hambergur laced with ibuprofen and or anti-freeze to end this horror once and for all. I'll be damned if that god forsaken barker did not eat the lethal burger balls. And I was very disappointed. I have no guilt or regret about attempting to terminate the dog since the owners had completely refused to assume any responsibility. Currently the owners have actually made an effort becaue I was able to finally get the cops to take it seriouslly by ganging up with some neighbors who also made police reports against them -- this set off, from the police, a series of very serious visits and threats to these people of legal action and large fines if they did not take care of the problem. At present, now the dog barks a lot less but not enough. It's now livable but I still wish they would move. At any rate this whole scenario only added to my dislike of dogs and dog owners like that. To completely cinch-in my hatred of dogs for life, a dog recently killed my favorite companian animal, a small incredibly beautiful,smart, funny parrot that I had for 11 years and I loved with all of my heart. So I just fuckin hate dogs --They could disappear right now from the planet and I would be very happy. They are over-rated, foul destructive and stupid animals and the fewer of them that are around the better!! Oh yeah -- I have a big scar under my chin from when a dog knocked me off my bicycle when I was 6 years old, requiring emergency room services. FUCK DOGS
I agree with you. Dogs are the most vile pet animal in existence. They stink, they shit and piss where ever they want to. They eat the shit of other dogs and other animals. They constantly chew and lick their genitals and anus's and than they want to lick a person on the mouth __YECH!!! People who indulge this practice should just drop the fucking pretense and just straight up lick their dog's asshole -- it'd be more honest. Dogs also roll in fetid materials, garbage, dead animals and shit again of course. They stink no matter how many times they are washed. Many of them drool disgustingly. Oh yeah, they try to hump your hands or your back when you are sitting low enough. They shove their noses up into your crotch and your ass. They are the most invasive, boundaryless, needy animals that ever walked the face of the earth -- and they are STUPID. Dogs best resemble retarded people. They dont know when to let up; they constantly seek attention, they are goofy-fuckin indiscriminate; they don't know when they are NOT wanted. People who credit dogs with great qualities of loyalty are projecting a bunch anthropomorphic crap -- Get real. your dog is slavish and indiscriminate -- it's all based on who's giving it food and attention over time. Believe me; you swap out another person who does the same -- your dog will forget about you in a hot Georgia minute if there are bonus treats and petting sessions available. Dog owners suck.. They are so narcissistic and presume everyone should love their pooch and put up with the kind of crap they visit upon others in the form of harassment for food in public eateries, uninvited seiges on beach picnics when the asshole owner will not call them off. Believe me Iv'e seen this sort of thing time and again. Some dogophile in my neighborhood objected to the fact that the local graocery store did not allow dogs inside. This is a city law not to mention the very real and practical reasons why dogs should not be on said such premises (such as food grabbing, pissing in the store, etc..) This nutty dog nut was so offended that the owners disallowed pooches, she deliberately walked into the store, cradling her 30 lb chihuahua and god knows what mix, in her arms like an infant and proceeded to hand feed her "precious baby" cheese and fruit that had been placed out on silver platters for customers to sample. Naturally this neurotic chick made sure that these indulgent and provocative activities were in full view of the store clerks which inevitably hastened her and her pooches rapid, non-consensual exit. Afterwards this dog-freak chick related to me that what she had done was a "political protest" against discriminatory practices against dogs. She was absolutley outraged at being told to leave the premises. I mean what an asshole; where does she get off acting like that? Dogs are dogs - they are not human. They are very primitive and avaricious creatures that, as scavengers, could easily destroy 1000s of dollars of grocery store merchandise. And you know that, though many dog owners are responsible - far too many are not. They do not discipline, control or contain their foul animals thereby forcing others to have to deal with undesired bullshit. There's a lady on my street that has 2 dogs. Her idea of taking them for a walk is, with a martini in one hand and a cigarrette in another; walk her dogs out her front door and ten feet to the top of the block and than cut them from their leashes so they can race up and down the block shitting and pissing anywhere they please. A friend of mine caught the dog who had been repeatedly shitting on his front steps for months, just so he could step in it atleast once a week. He rigged a security camera and caught the mother fucker dropping its load and roundly confronted the disrespful, selfish owner and gave her something to think about. I for one was driven to heavily drug a neighbors dog with anti-psychotic medications because the dog barked day and night right outside my bedroom window. I could not hear telephone conversations in my own apartment because of how loud and unrelenting the barking was. I slammed 4 -5 depakote pills in a donut and hurled it over the fence. I heard a couple barks and than nothing for 12 hours -- AAAAAhhhhhh..blissful sleep finally after 6 months of this shit!. I gave that fucker more depakote and moved on to Sominex. Than I got so tired of the continuing barking while awake (and believe me I tried to talk to the neighbors who owned the dog to be met with ridicule. The police could not do anything because that piece of shit dog always stopped barking when they came. By the 4th month of this bullshit, one often heard various neighbors screaming out their windows at any time day or night to shut the dog up, etc.. The bastard dog owners would actually egg the dog on, on purpose to make it bark just to upset the neighbors and have a big laugh at everyone's expense.) I got to throwing very hard and heavy objects (a lead hand-painted pear; several pottery barn pitchers) at their rear porch and windows to impress them with the serious nature of the problem that was not resolving. I finally snapped and decided I had no recourse but to tkill the thing. So I threw hambergur laced with ibuprofen and or anti-freeze to end this horror once and for all. I'll be damned if that god forsaken barker did not eat the lethal burger balls. And I was very disappointed. I have no guilt or regret about attempting to terminate the dog since the owners had completely refused to assume any responsibility. Currently the owners have actually made an effort becaue I was able to finally get the cops to take it seriouslly by ganging up with some neighbors who also made police reports against them -- this set off, from the police, a series of very serious visits and threats to these people of legal action and large fines if they did not take care of the problem. At present, now the dog barks a lot less but not enough. It's now livable but I still wish they would move. At any rate this whole scenario only added to my dislike of dogs and dog owners like that. To completely cinch-in my hatred of dogs for life, a dog recently killed my favorite companian animal, a small incredibly beautiful,smart, funny parrot that I had for 11 years and I loved with all of my heart. So I just fuckin hate dogs --They could disappear right now from the planet and I would be very happy. They are over-rated, foul destructive and stupid animals and the fewer of them that are around the better!! Oh yeah -- I have a big scar under my chin from when a dog knocked me off my bicycle when I was 6 years old, requiring emergency room services. FUCK DOGS
Hello Dude well I'm here to lequre you on whats right (excuse my writing)well your wrong cats and dogs rule and fish suck and smell , but I think you probably suck and stink more than a fish.
By Taylor
Hi Dude
You think you can talk about cats that way well your wrong. Cats are cute and are easy to take care of.Dogs rule and your right about that.Fish stink You have to feed them all the time and clean there tank.So keep your opinion's to your self.
you suck your self! cats don't suck, dogs suck! dogs poop on your floor and chase your freinds away + they also poop on my lawn. u dont know cat's and you dont ever give cats a chance!
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Ok whoever hates cats is just plain stupid. how can u not like cats and how the heck can u like dogs!! cats absolutley rule so just shut your freakin pie hole because cats are soooo freakin awesome and dogs suck SOOOOOO much!!!! look around have u seen people getting mauled or killed by a cat, i didnt think so. just stop ur blabbering because cats are so awesome and u people who like dogs better need to take ur medication. Cats rule!! why doesn't the world get that.
u guys r so dum, all u no how 2 do is say "Dogs suc, cats rule!" prove it! show me a new story, or somtin. Dogs u can train, unlike cats, wich u can train, but its easyer 2 train dogs then cats, ever heard of guard CATS, last time I check it waz guard DOGS, i like cats and dogs, but i like dogs WAAYYY more. And not all dogs attack people, mostly rotwielers and the such. If some 1 provokes or teases the dog and gets bit, it his r her own problem!!
I think that if a person has a dog that bites people they should youthinies it, and then get a good dog, or just 2 solve this problem just get a dog and a cat!
u dont know cat's and you dont ever give cats a chance!