My 5yo has funny and -hard!- questions
Asked my dh at bedtime "Does Mommy have a ball? (yup that ball, he thinks there is only one)"
While shopping yesterday my two boys were comparing the models on the underwear packages and decided they wanted 6-pack muscles like them. "How do we get these Dad?" and ouch "Why don't you get them?"
Last night "Daddy, why do you have kids?"