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Weird (maybe TMI)

July 22 2012 at 7:46 AM
Adee  (Login Adeedu)
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So, my mom and I were having lunch in her kitchen and discussing recurrent dreams.
I was telling her of the lava that threatened my house (the weather was a very hot that night)
And she told me of the emerging waters in her dreams.
I then said to her:"never tell a stranger of your dreams. He might learn a lot about you. For example: water relates to libido."
I was shocked to hear her say:" I really miss having sex!"
I choked and replied:"then, get a vibrator!"
She said:"I would if I knew where.."
Needless to say that it was the lightest lunch I had in years

Joy and celebrations,

Adee

 
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keiki's makuahine
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oh my!

July 22 2012, 7:53 AM 

Something I will never hear my dm say, I'm quite sure!

Teach her how to order online! Here there is a store called Good Vibrations. (No, I've never shopped there.) Not sure if she'd want to pay for international shipping, though.

Good for you, though, being compassionate!

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Adee
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good idea, but...

July 22 2012, 8:47 AM 

Then I will have to help her choose it!

thanks, KM happy.gif

Joy and celebrations,

Adee

 
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keiki's makuahine
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:-O

July 22 2012, 8:45 PM 

I can see why that would be uncomfortable! (no pun intended!)

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Keiki's Makuahine (Keiki's Mom) 51, dh 52
Keiki: b. 2002 after 3 months bedrest
Natural conception following ZIFT/chem. pg

Olivia: b. 1999 d. 1999
28-week preemie, ptl cause unknown
Natural conception after 1 mc

ttc since 1998

 
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LOL!

July 22 2012, 7:57 AM 

Well, I'm glad I logged on this morning. Between you and Mo, I am starting the day with some nice laughs! I know there are some not so happy things going on with each of us, but we all need to take a break and laugh when we can, right?

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Adee
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totally

July 22 2012, 8:50 AM 

thats the right approach!

I just had to post this one!

Joy and celebrations,

Adee

 
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GailCT
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LOL, this is great

July 22 2012, 9:45 AM 

OMG, you must have died!!

 
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direct her here:

July 22 2012, 11:48 AM 


www.babeland.com

She can read the reviews and even call and speak with customer service to help her find the right one, so you don't have to get involved, lol.

My mom has been widowed for ten years now, and doesn't date (that I know of). I can't imagine having a conversation like this with her!

xoxoxoxo
MM

 
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Adee
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Re: direct her here:

July 22 2012, 3:59 PM 

Thanks!
But she only reads Romanian and is not so friendly with the keyboard happy.gif
She wants me to take her to a store!
She assumes that I'm hipp happy.gif
Well, at least someone does...


Joy and celebrations,

Adee

 
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keiki's makuahine
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try google translate

July 22 2012, 8:48 PM 

Oh, I know, some of these companies have home parties where the representatives bring models to show. I went to one years ago. There were lotions and creams, DVDs, vibrators, all kinds of stuff. I'm sure you probably don't want to host it, but if you tell her about it, maybe she could host it for her friends.

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Keiki's Makuahine (Keiki's Mom) 51, dh 52
Keiki: b. 2002 after 3 months bedrest
Natural conception following ZIFT/chem. pg

Olivia: b. 1999 d. 1999
28-week preemie, ptl cause unknown
Natural conception after 1 mc

ttc since 1998

 
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Oh my, this is wonderful and encouraging

July 22 2012, 5:57 PM 

So nice to know that a dwindling libido is not inevitable! Go mom!! happy.gif And, go Adee, for taking what would be unimaginable steps for my mom and me...

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juliemam
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ditto!!! :) nt

July 25 2012, 3:14 PM 

happy.gif

 
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