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Here are some insults I used in another forum, where you pretend to be a politician:

Retorts and near insults in the House of Commons:

"He skwarks about it like Geraldine Hanson talks about botany!"

"The Right Hon. Member understates my views. What a goose!"

"The Right Honourable Member used to be an Oxford man, and a gentleman. No one would beleive that today."

"He's off the hook and at the bottom of the gutter, as usual."

"You don't really mean that, do you?"

"But, he's off the plot, as usual. And devoid of factual evidence."

"I thank the Oppn. Ldr. for his remarks. They are so old they are as old as the Ark."

"I'm sorry the Right Hon. Gent. didn't understand what I said. Maybe it's because he listens to the whispers of his Deputy excessively?"

"The Leader of the Opposition has the temeritry to justify this stunt of opposing a treaty that persues peace in NI. He is always quick to pick up a trendy phrase. He wants a termination of a gentleman's agreement; he wants a circuit breaker; he wants a freeze. The remarkable thing about the proposal/s of the Leader of the Opposition is that it contains the discarted and discredited proposals which have failed in every other country that tried it."

"He flips and flops like an orangatang when showing off to the females in the mating season!"

"Only in his biased imagination, Mr. Speaker."

"Again, the Oppn. Ldr. says something untrue about our laws and rights. What a guy!"

"to the hyped up Opposition Leader, calm down and stop misleading the House!"

"another person wouldn't know unless they were with me at the time"

"The Honourable Member for Worsley made a statement which is both circumstantial, and remains to be seen."

"He's being hypocritical again, Mr. Deputy Speaker. When does it end?"

"The Honourable Member for Worsley continues to treat this House with
irrelevant and repugnant information."

"The details of this Bill are only "poorly thought out," in the hypocritical Honourable Member's mind. As proven by he cannot even quote a sentance 'poorly thought out'. And, that that's the excuse he and his Conservative colleagues regularly use"

"I beleive I have already highlighted it specificly with contextual detail."

"And just what point does he refer to? I'm concerned the Honourable Member does not highlight it. Is he trying to destroy the debate or something?"

"Mr. Speaker,

I assure the House, legislation is not all that is going to be used against the butchers and abusers. I'm sure that if offenders resist arrest the coppers have the power to clobber them with a baton. So it's legislation and the baton."

"Mr. Speaker,

The Honourable Member for Worsley is engaging in a second circulatory and irrelevant discourse for this debate. I object."

"Does the Opposition Leader even beleive that if you leave old practices as they are, everything will be alright? We might aswell not have persued warrents for arrest procedure! Otherwise we'd be attacking hundreds of years of tradition of arresting people without them, and swiftly thowing them in jail or hanging them!"

"I reject that statement, from the Oppn. Ldr., Mr. Speaker!"

"Interesting how the Right Honourable Member for Eddisbury, and the Honourable Member for Worsley cannot provide any facts to legitamise their faulty arguments, Mr. Speaker."

"This is rich. It's taken them more than 3 years to do so. 3 years. They were asked about it 3 years ago, and only now can they be bothered to persue it. I am dissapointed to say the least."

"The Honourable Member for Worsely again engages in hypocracy, Mr. Speaker! First he opposes discrimination, now he wants it. Surely the Honourable Member should make up his mind? Law-making is not for parrots who squark and squark."

"In your view? Your constituent's view? A particular companies' view? Be specific!"

"So? They still get to keep the choice! So what on earth is the Honourable Member talking about?"

"We need an independent central bank in England, not an arselicking pawn of her Majesties Government."

"Apparently the Honourable Member circles the Bill, then torrents the chamber like a loudspeaker about piffle."

"Mr. Speaker, The Honourable Member for Worsley continues to express views inconsistent with reality. There are a large number of choices of action to employers. Even after the Bill is passed! And here he is, blithering and complaining about the likelyhood of certain decisions bieng made."

"The preposterous arguments of the Honourable Member for Worsley only serve to expose him for failing to adequately understand the Bill. I suggest he medidate on my assertions."

"Employment contracts are usually based on inidividuals. Did the Honourable Member forget that?"

"I have made a number of contributions to the debate over this Bill. If they aren't intelligent for him, I apologise. My standard may be too high for him to appreciate."

"Another ruthless attack from the Leader of the Opposition! The Right Honourable and learned Member is in a state of supressed excitement from eliciting yet another discrediting of efforts on my part. But, like all other members of this House, he must not overreact."

"To the Right Honourable Member for Eddisbury, I say this: I congradulate him upon his marvelous ease with which he can speak upon every topic under the sun, unburdened, as usual, with any heavy cargo of sustainable facts, nor accurate knowledge."

"He even degenerates into utter devaluing of his image, by asking: "How will these "fascist" views be judged?" Does he not know how we human biengs judge other people and views? I mean, he is a human bieng himself to my knowledge.

Though, if he isn't, I don't think it's for me to say.

As for his mention of the following phrase: "social engineering", my response is pure genius: Has he not knowledge of what social engineering is? It appears he does not. Hence, he should not talk about what he knows nor understands not."

"What the Leader of the Opposition demands is proposterious to say the least. And the extent to which he will strive to tear down the big top is considerable.

His concerns are duely noted, as are his objections. But I reject his objections. For they are without reason."

"Not to say they aren't interesting. They're very interesting. Oh yes! They shine with brilliance. Brilliance in the glass globe of incompetent, whimsical, theatrical display."

"Both he and the Honourable Member for Cheltenham, who so eloquantly espoused their positions, are off the board. They still don't get it."

"I beleive the Honourable Member for Cheltenham voted against it. And here he is dashing to save human rights. I say to him: Hypocracy like yours is noted in the history books. And I condemn him for it, and question as to why he is bothering to oppose this Bill.

Since he voted against that legislation, he doesn't mind this one. No, he doesn't. The same goes for the Opposition Leader. He should shush, for he voted against a Bill that contradicts this one. Here I am again, in the House of Commons, subjugated by more hypocracy by Tories and Liberals. Where does it end?

Do they ever wonder why they are on that side of the bench?"

"Really now. I thank the Honourable Member for his contribution, however, I do not think it does him credit. For, it implies that he didn't even understand section 5."

"I must say though, he had to be dragged from the comforts of 10 Downing Street & subjected to blistering attacks in Question Time & public statements to the press by M.Ps, just for him to persue Parliament's permission."

"The Government has made a big blunder, alongside its big Budget blunder. They were doing fine, I say, Mr. Speaker, before now. And here they are opposite me, as guilty as former Prime Minister Ted Heath."

"I'm surprised he came to this great conclusion now: It's too late! The Tories have had their chance & they flogged it."

"Heck! Civilisation is at stake. If a Member of Parliament were heard in public, criticising animal rights......it.....it.......it......it would be the end of civilisation!"

"If my Right Hon. collegue, the Oppn. Ldr. wants to maintain his 'authority', I guess he would feel justified whipping his Tory collegues into obedience?"

"We're not here to debate his opinions of others!"

"The Honourable Member for North Antrim, Mr. Speaker, continues to pervade into the genetic assertion that we are not equal as a species. Well, I tell the reactionary who fails to do anything other than talk his mouth dry with right-wing diatribe, that my Honourable Friend didn't 'saw' any teacher."

"He should be wary of using euphamisms about swiss cheese too! Afterall, we in the Green Party of Great Britain prefer our tea with our jam & bread!"

"His circular arguing is pointless to the extreme. Today we have witnessed the remarkable spectacle of the recycled leader with the recycled words, but in his recycled statement with recycled words from the recycled leader, we see meaningless & circular nonsense.

The type of which the House of Commons has learnt to expect from the representative of North Antrim Constituency. If he has nothing positive, constructive & meaningful to divulge to the assembled House, perhaps he should keep his mouth closed?"

"Obviously the Right Honourable Member is so uninfomed, so ignorant, so profoundly deluded, that he thinks a theologin will be reccommended to the Prime Minister, & then the soveriegn! That just demonstrates the low-level of knowledge & intelligence he has."

Statements to the press and M.Ps outside the protection of Parliament, and Parliamentary privilage

"You overreact. Stop acting like a porkchop and Grimer Wormtounge(fictional charachter)."

"And, what is the source of this information? I've never heard of it before. Nor do I see it as factual."

"We have every reason to beleive the Conservative Party is unelectable, unstable, arrogant and self-contradicting.

First, look at their Fiscal Policy. Second, look at this famous quote of a famous former CP Leader: "A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy"-Benjamin Disraeli"

"I expect general courtesy from the Conservative Party Leader. Obviously he has abandoned the behaviour expected of a gentleman. His exaggeration that I have made sensationalist remarks is a profoundly pathetic argument he has used too many times."

"a ruthless and petty attack, wholly without substance. If he wants coherent Govt, he can start by leading a coherent Opposition!

It is quite clear that Mr. Cornwall, with the greatest of respect and courtesy, violates generally accepted social convention, political niceties, and general virtue. Maybe that's why he's still Opposition Leader after the 1983 General Election."

"What are you talking about? I didn't mention myself, Mr. Smith. Incredible!"

"I did that, in response to another press release. Does he really need me to repeat myself? He's an adult whom still may not 'get it'."

"Do you really want to risk that?"

"Mr. Smith, that is not true."

"And it's all because you want to gamble. This is discusting as much as it is dangerous."

"I remind your humble self, it's Doctor or Dr. Baker. I am no longer a Mr., like you."

"Perhaps it's time to put some effort into it, Mr. Cornwall.

PS: Are you bieng snobby? Whoho!"

"How would you know without access to my mind? We haven't exactly had a mind meld, Mr. Snob!"

"quote:"An era free of "spin" or lies" You might have to wait a few thousand years before that 'era' starts."

"No! That's a lie, Andrew!"

"Well, a lie is an untruthfull statement. And they are often made. It's only logical. I see now, for the first time, the Tory high-profile ranks are made up of zealots. Good luck next election."

"I reject that remark as snobbery! Shame on you"

"An assumptious hypocrite. That makes 3 in the Tory ranks(to my knoweldge)!"

"Yes, Tories love a debate....when they start making irrelevant statements"

"If you wish to learn why I joined the GPGB, then you can ask me. Rather than look like a posturing, self-richious, hypocritical, assumptious Tory, who contributes to what I see as blatant victimising towards myself."

"perhaps he should refrain from entering the social policy and affairs debate of Britain."

"Hypocrite."

"He has no statistics or facts to prove his statements. As always, he's talking off his mouth faster than a cyotee eats in the mating season."

"The Labour Party isn't exactly giving them intellectual orgasim."

"Be quiet about other people's views, because you can hardly 'know' another person. Much less understand them."

"Sir, your endevourance into an irrelivant issue is unwarrented. That's my second point. My first is is in English too, so don't ask me for translation if you still fail to understand it."

"Hear, here! Resign, resign!"

"I'm watching intently as ever."

"Gentlemen! You totally misunderstand me!"

"Maybe he's cast some spell of wisdom on me? I'm not sure."

"I do indeed think this is pretty ignorant & hypocritical."

"I have some advice for this orangatang"

"I'm not surprised the Opposition Leader demeaned himself by getting down into the gutter, in the quality of debate, & made a personal insult. That's all that ever comes out of his mouth when he's in a foul mood, & it's only his fault if he loses his cool."

"He's got alot of self-contradicting statements to undo. The same goes with Tory Party policy."

"I'm not surprised Mr. Harker has jumped into the debate like a bear! He'd jump into a pool with his clothes on if Will told him to. I'd say he doesn't know what childish means! He hasn't sat through a whole sitting of the House of Commons yet.

And his flinging of a personal insult merely reflects negatively on his now stained reputation. For, if he wants to nit-pick, he's the one who's first to do so. With a pitchfork & his Leader coming behind him with a bad temper. So look out people! Here come two of the three stooges! The third is the Deputy Tory Leader. He'll be along with his customary order paper & the rubber duck we know he plays with in the bath."

"He's not totally ignorant & illiterate in matters economic, thankfully. But he does need advancement to be acceptable."

"I can see why he has so many opponents in his party! He's so overtly hypocritical his Deputy is collecting votes for another Leadership spill."

"What a gamble! What a collection of questionable material! What a guy!"

"Inquire? For what? Your Leadership team just repeat their self-contradictions. I don't need to enquire. They fall over eachother in order to speak first."

"It's in you & your collegue's statements. Read, don't scan."

"Your collegues are to blame, for they started it all in the first place."

"Apparently he's too thick to understand that!"

"Still the hypocrite! I've caught him from the elitist Carlton Club to the Tower of London, contradicting himself over & over."

"No gentleman would call another man names! Much less evade responsibility for his repugnant remarks."

"What? My goodness! He isn't a gentleman!"

"What a joke."

"Such is his gross incompetance!"

"I always let the other person have the first opportunity. Other people always wish to come first. Leaders particlularly."

"Bollocks! I never spoke of terrorism after the election campaign until you brought up these falsehoods!

The extent to which you will engage in corrupt activities astounds me! One of the meanings of the word corrupt is dishonesty. You sir, are corrupt. Your deciet plagues you, as much as it plagues us. And, you do nothing but damage your public image."

"you are beyond the truth as we know it."

"it is purely a reflection on his low-level of integrety."

"I understand that he feels a need to assert things. However, I advise him that it is best to substantiate accusations with an exact quote. It must fulfil the assertion."

"What blatant hypocracy!"

"Unless you are deliberately lying."

"Just what are you talking about."

"I write & type in English, which is quite common I assure you. And, there is not such thing as 'normal' people. We are all diffferent. I think that as you are also human you should notice that."

"Is there any wonder why he can't get more than 36% of votes in his electorate?"

"I personally find that quite difficult to believe."

"Obviously as a politician he experiences difficulty, when it comes to the facts!"

"Does this man really think he can run this country if he gets his words twaddles like a spider caught in its own web?"

" "Quote: The Prime Minister knows very well that this is not presidential government." "Will you tell him, or shall I?"

"since you got booed for talking about it in Kilmac, perhaps you should be quiet on this issue or get 'burned' politically."

"you're still way off course."

I like molesting myself