I am a scientist specializing in the study of Cetatean's throughout the world.

This summer I have been working closely in the study of all species of whale that are found in Puget Sound, Washington and the surrounding waters of British Columbia.

Earlier this summer I had the opportunity to examine the remains of a dead Orca in the area. The Orca had been exhibiting extreme breaching activity, continually leaping out of the water until it died of exhaustion. When I performed my autopsy on the remains, I found nothing wrong with the creature until I examined the blow-hole and found a human feces lodged firmly in the blow hole. When further re-examining the whale, I found a number of feces lodged throughout the respiratory tracts.

After examining all available research, it has become apparent that the breaching activity of whales has only occurred since the advent of large centers of human civilization. It is now apparent from close examination of videos, that the breaching behaviour is designed to dislodge feces that are stuck in the blowhole. Once the stuck items are removed, it can be clearly seen that these whales are blowing feces out their blowholes, and in fact form a part of the normal cycle of cleasing the waters of the world.

I am interested in hearing from other scientists who may have additional first hand knowledge of this phenomena, and discuss it before I publish my research in early 2007.

Please feel free to contact me at brownwhale@universitywashington.org

I have seen the Greenpeace sponsored program to stop cruise ships discharging sewage in this area, but had no idea that it was this serious.

What are the Government doing about it? Who are the Senators and Congressmen for Washington and British Columbia? Why isn't someone doing something about this?

The Whales depend on us to defend their habitat, we need to do something right away.

Have you considered rotor-rooter?

They are well known for their ability to dislodge turds and make everything all right again!

I am going to stop crapping from now own. Those whales don't deserve to die like that.

Do our turds come out there on the West Coast, or do they go down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico?

Do our poohs kill whales as well? I am a vegetarian and I am becoming increasingly alarmed that my vegetarian pooh might be killing innocent whales. Is their any evidence of seals being killed from pooh consumption?

Where do my poohs come out?

This should be of the highest priority in the world, as there are hardly any whales left today. Do poohs harm fish? What happens to them in the sea?