I vow to kill myself so the USA can once again flourish. I have ruined this country and have forsaken all Americans. I will shoot my flacid genitalia off and then I will shoot myself in the head 4 times. It will take 4 shots to hit my pea sized brain which, by the way, has never functioned a day in my pathetic little life. Thank you. And please vote for me.

That's a great idea. You're a piece of ****. You should have your balls chopped off and be forced to eat them. That's what's going to happen when I become president.