DRIvIN' RAIN: KISS and TELL (The Wildest Place I've Ever Had Sex)

Ok, so some of my friends at MYSPACE have been wanting me to post some blogs. Seems some of them want to know what goes on inside my head! This is a dangerous path to take, so i must warn you to follow slowly, and watch where you step.

I have many things I can talk about. But the question that was asked was "Where is the wildest place I have ever had Sex". I don't know why this question seems to be popular. I guess people just want to see what others are doing, or have done. And to see if they do it different.

But I'm feeling like sharing so I'll answer this question. And I must first say, I've been around the block a time or two. I've had lots of fun with my female friends over the years. BUT I know a lot of that is because I'm in a band. SO to be fair I want to go back to my teens! Before I was TIMEXX NASTY!

And as much as I'd like to say, the wildest place was at my own concert, I must admit that it was at another bands show. Becaue The Wildest Place I've Had Sex was at a KISS concert! In fact it was "IN" the KISS concert! On the second row, in front of Gene and Paul. With a girl I didn't even know!

YES... I know this sounds like it should start DEAR PENTHOUSE, but I swear the whole story is true. But now that you know how it ends, let me go to the beginning....

It was 1989, and the hottest band in the world was coming to my small town of Cape Girardeau Missouri. KISS was on the HOT IN THE SHADE tour, and I was going to be there. So I camped out for tickets, and I got a front row seat! I was going to see KISS! And I was going to be in the front row! A young boys dream come true!

The next weeks were hell, like a kid at Christmas time, I counted the days away. Waiting axously for that special day. I passed the time jamming to Kiss records, and watching their videos. I was ready to rock n roll all night. I knew it would be a the most thrilling night of my life so far.

Finally the day of the show had arrived! I got the Show Me Center early so I could watch the crew set up. And to my luck the Stage manager needed help. So I was asked to be a local crew guy! ME, a kid from nowhere, a roadie for KISS? I said "FUCK YES!" and I was handed a stick on stage pass. I crossed into the bay doors like I was stepping into OZ. I was frozen, here I was, backstage of a KISS concert!

The stage manager (who I cant remember his named) yelled, "Well, come on kid, we got work to do!" My first job was to help set up the first opening band, SLAUGHTER! I walked up to the truck and helped roll speakers and drums down. And pushed them up onto the stage. This was my first time standing on a BIG stage! A magical feeling that seemed to electrify me. I pushed the amp over to its placve, and to my surprise SLAUGHTER set up there own stuff. And here I was standing next to them. I was even more shocked when they talked to me, I didn't know rock stars talked to people. Mark Slaughter asked me several time how to say GIRARDEAU. I told Mark and Dana Strum that I really loved their music, and was even a fan of their music with VVI, and I asked, "What happened to that band? You guys just split." Mark and Dana laughed and said "Well Vinnie is a fag and we got tired of running away from him in the hotels." Now I don't know if this is true, this is just what they said! Then they laughed and said "Hell that's why he got fired from KISS, because he asked to blow Gene, and Gene threw him the fuck out!" They all laughed and reminded us that Vinnie always dressed in PINK. Soon they were done setting up, they thanked each of us for the help, and took off to get ready.

Next up was FASTER PUSSYCAT. We helped roll them in, but they set up fast and took off.

Then I was given a t-shirt and moved to a side stage space and was told I could wait here and watch the show. BUT, I had front row seats! So I went down and took my spot. Front Row center....

Soon people were packed in all around me, as the show was getting ready to start. The house lights went down and SLAUGHTER took the stage. Mark seeing me in the front reaches down and shakes my hand and yells are you ready to stay Up ALL Night and Sleep All Day! As the band was playing I noticed this beautiful little dark haired girl behind me, we smiled and I rocked on.

After Slaughter set was over, and were waiting for Pussycat to start, me and the girl began to talk, about KISS, Slaughter, Head Bangers Ball, and music. I told her I was in a band, and she thought that was cool. She tells me that she would really love to stand in front of me, if I wouldn't mind, because she could see better from there.

Now I was no fool, I said YES! She was a classic 80s KISS fan. Big hair and lather mini skirt. As soon as she moved in front of me the house lights went down and Faster Pussycat took off! These guys were awesome, And had a huge hit with the album "Wake Me When Its Over" and as they jammed threw "Bathroom Wall", "Poison Ivy" and "House Of Pain" the girls went crazy. Before I knew it she had grabbed my hands and put them on her hips. Life was good, she grooved with me, we dirty danced together, and I was into it.

Soon that set was over and she went to use the bathroom. My thoughts were she won't be back, BUT who cares, I'm going to see KISS! Then she was back and slid right back in front of me, grabbed my hands and put them back. I was very happy....

I however warned her, If I leave my hands here too long I might try to grab something I shouldn't. She smiles and says "If you touch something I don't want, I'll tell you, until then don't worry about it." So I wonderd what does that mean? But just then the house lights drop and the big voice come over the PA. "ALL RIGHT, CAPE GIRARDEAU, ARE YOU READY? YOU WANTED THE BEST, YOU GOT THE BEST, THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD...........KISS!!!!!

O.K. here is where the Dear Penthouse part starts.... As KISS rolled into their set I began to find out what was, OK to touch! My hand moved up and down her legs, then up to the front, my hands touch the tightness of her belly. She stuck both hands in the air and rubbed her butt against my crotch. Which by now was fully hard and she could feel it easy. My hands moved up her shirt until I had reached the spot I had hoped for. Gene looks down to see my hands up her shirt and smiles and gives me the thumbs up. She also doesn't say no, so I was golden! Soon I begin to wonder about moving my hands south, should I try? Do I dare? She did say she would stop if she didn't want me to touch. SO... I slowly moved lower, back to the belly, and down the front. Soon my hand was on her inside thigh, and I could feel her warm heat on my forearm. She takes my hand and moves it into the holylands. To my surprise she now was no longer wearing any panties. And I was free to roam her fully. And roam I did, two fingers deep until she cums all over my hand. This time I look up to see Gene and Paul with big smiles right in front of us. They saw what I was doing, and it was good. And just then they rip into LOVE GUN, and she reaches back and grabs a hold of mine. Which by now was about to rip threw my paints. They were already unbutton on top, so she easily undoes the next four buttons and pulls out my love gun. Hot and ready to blow. She rubs it a few times a whispers "My god...." I slide down a bit, she slide up a bit, and she slide climbs on.

O.K. I know your saying "NO WAY MAN!" But I promise this is ALL TRUE! There I was having sex with a hot girl on the front row of a KISS concert! We rock hard for the next three songs, all of which seemed like a dream, I could not believe what I was doing. KISS cranks out "Forever" Soon I unleashed the love, and we melt into each other. Gene, Paul, and now Bruce was there to see the whole thing. Gene smiles at me and her and shakes his head approvingly.

After the show we exchange numbers, and kiss for what seemed like a hour. Until finally her girl friend drags her away. And I watch as she darts across the parking lot, and I lose her in a sea of cars and smoke.

This day I was a man. On this day I had seen the promised land, and it was good. And KISS showed me the way.

I lost her number a few days later, and we never talked again. But every time I hear LOVE GUN I get that old tingle between my legs and I think of her smile, i think of her thighs, I think of the warmth she shared with me that night in 1989.
I wonder if she ever does the same.........................

That night It was truly Hot In The Shade!- Timexx Nasty of DRIvIN' RAIN

KISS and TELL (The Wildest Place I've Ever Had Sex)

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