"I'll McCall you tonight"
That's brilliant!
About ten years ago, I was going out with a girl called Deirdre, and I nick-named her "Dee Dee", and it stuck. I think of her as Dee Dee and some people still call her that!
As for online episode guides, I don't know of any. However, I do have an issue of Epi-Log magazine with a very detailed guide for seasons 1-7. I'll bring it in to work, and see how it scans. If it works I'll post the text here, or stick it up in a website somewhere. Stay tuned, I'll see what i can do.
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