Help!

I am a prisoner at the castle of Dr Spankenstein who is working on a special formula to turn the world's population into spank-crazed zombies.

I'm out of my head.

Oh, hurry, or I may be dead.

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds!

Take a strap to the left,

Then a strap to the right.

You are in a spankers Timewarp (again).