WHO LIVES IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS? THE WARDROBE IS FULL OF 3rd REICH AND GERMAN SS COSTUMES AND THERE IS EVEN A OSAMA BIN-LADEN BEARD HANGING IN THERE. THERE IS A STRONG SMELL OF CHEEP MEN'S COLOGNE, OBVIOUSLY USED REGUALLY.

THE BED SIDE DRAW HAS A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT SIZED DILDOS, AND ABOVE THE BED ON A RACK IS THE 42" BLACK MAMBA.

SCATTERED ABOUT THE BEDROOM IS A WIDE RANGE OF SEX AIDS, AND TUCKED UNDER THE BLANKETS IS A FULLY FUNTIONAL BLOW UP FIDEL CASTRO DOLL WITH WORKING TACKLE.

BY THE BED IS A PC LOGGED INTO SCP. THE USERNAME IS: C. NICKEL, ALTHOUGH IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THE SEX STARVED NYMPHO WHO LIVES HERE SUFFERS FROM A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER BECAUSE THERE ARE SEVERAL HOUSEHOLD BILLS ALL ADDRESSED TO SOMEBODY CALLED SARAJAYNE. ALL OF THIS BEGS THE QUESTION, WHO LIVES IN A RANCID, DISGUSTING LITTLE BROTHAL LIKE THIS.


PS,

SARAJAYNE, I LOCKED UP BEFORE I LEFT. YOUR KEY'S UNDER THE DOORMAT.

I spotted Sue Morgan as a fake female as soon as I'd read a few words of his first posting.

The more I hear from him, the more he convinces me that he's also an empty-headed and quite repulsive character.

Yes, he truly is a void gross man.

Can the Sue who shouted ‘Through the Keyhole’ be the same Sue from Texas who wrote the beautifully crafted piece entitled, ‘Who got spanked at school?’

Surely not!

Surely so!

The email addresses confirm that 'Sue Morgan' and 'Sue' (allegedly from Texas) are one and the same.

Readers may not have been surprised when I questioned the genuineness of Texan Sue's posting but even the usually very trusting Steff was quick to spot the Englishness of the language in the postings of the 'Texan'

There can be no doubt that 'Sue' is a very sad man but perhaps carl and his mats can tell us where in the world the postings come from?

We done looked in our big book of isps and beefcake and we found that all our postes come from Camberwell and Worthing when we is on holday then we seen that sue from texas do post from somewhere in the uk. We guesses it might be HALIFAX or somewhere up there . Is not Wembley.

Many thanks to Carl and his mats for confirming that fake female 'Sue' is about as Texan as tripe and onions.

The closest he's ever been to Texas is the DIY store!

I was saddened to see Sue Morgan writing in such a manner in ‘Through the keyhole’, particularly after the kind invitation from our distinguished moderators to join the clique.

I hope Sue continues to post here in the polite and gracious style for which this forum is renown, and as an incentive I offer her a very rare picture of some real British Beefcake.

Simon (Clique member)

Opinion on Sue Morgan is divided.

On the one hand, he's viewed as a sad foul-mouthed perv with the IQ of a flukeworm.

On the other, he's seen as a potentially valuable member of our elite clique.

His very name, when rearranged, poses the relevant question: anus or gem?

Votes on a postcard please to ... Forum 198833, Network 54, Cybertown.

As I recall, I noticed that on one (dispicable, disgusting) newsgroup, someone with Sue Morgan's email address made a post expressing intense desire for someone's large phallic organ; it sounded rather British / Commonwealthish to me.

Here, someone named Sue Morgan told a great story about a school paddling that sounded rather Yankish, at least to me.

From this I would deduce one of the following - Sue Morgan is:

A. A lustful, somewhat vulgar, homo- / bi-sexual male.

B. A lustful, somewhat vulgar, hetero- / bi-sexual female.

C. Transgendered / transsexual.

D. The victim of someone harassing her by using her name and address to post lustful, somewhat vulgar messages.

E. The victim of someone harassing her / him by using her / his pseudonym and address to post lustful, somewhat vulgar messages.

We could double these possibilities by adding American or 'other nationality' to each choice.

I cannot, however, see why Sue Morgan would be a heterosexual man posing as a woman. I can see (and have seen) why certain such people write fake spanking stories purporting to be real-life using a female voice. But why ever would such a person leave comments on a disgusting sex bulletin board expressing an interest in and desire for another man's phallus? On the other hand, if he is a man of such persuasion, why would he write a fake story about a poor young woman's buttocks getting beaten, unless he's a woman-hating Sodomite who lives in a country that uses a mixture of the Queen's English and Yankee vulgarity? There is indeed only one person of such a description, and Big Daddy, verified by cousin Red, has informed me that the former was sentenced to a bare-bottom strapping executed in the judge's chambers court room in their native Canada in 1972. They also seem none to fond of the fairer sex.

If not this, then I'm fresh out of ideas! Perhaps this calls for more expert analysis of a trusty, and very experienced, onanologist.

Sue Morgan is a man posing as a woman.

I can spot fake females very easily - sometimes before I've read a single word of their postings.

The clue to Sue Morgan's raison d'etre lies in the readiness with which 'her' email address is supplied, both here and in the obscene 'sausage meat' posting.

His purpose in writing erotic/vulgar/obscene material is to attract correspondence (both forum-based and via email) from gullible souls of either sex, thus enabling him to expand on his vulgar tales and to revel in his popularity and power to arouse.

I apologise. It was not my intention to offer an alternative opinion in my earlier post, but I have not been feeling too well lately.

I vote for anus.

Simon (Clique member)

I'm still a bit puzzled as to why a man would be so interested in both large sausages and paddled female buttocks. Could it be that posts from the other (reportedly vulgar, obscene) message board are in fact all a misunderstanding and the bloke in fact is a famed butcher? If so, as a vegetarian (who is considering joining PETA) I am twice as disgusted! But then Texans are apparently famed for their beefcake, too.

What I am growing increasingly convinced of is that S.M. (hey - nice initials!) is not likely British.

'Sausages! Sausages! Sausages!' You do have to admit, it does have a funny ring to it!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh so this is the Sue Morgan of which you speak. It's took me friggin ages to find her. I like her though. A fiesty young miss after me own heart if ever I saw one.