Sources close to the action say that a well-known contributor to this site has for some time had the hots for another well-known contributor and despite some initial encouragement, having last night been told it's "no go" by that second contributor, the first contributor has today lost it completely and is devoting every available minute to flaming that second contributor on a battleground not far from here.

Trevor is of course referring to the Titanic clash that I mentioned earlier today.

I am deeply saddened to see two splendid chaps brawling like this. I expected a good clean fight, but all the rules are now out of the window, replaced by Birmingham Strangleholds (remember Pat Roach?) and below-the-belt punches.

The dirtiest fighting came in round six when Sapphic Steve accused the Birmingham Brief of being a character in Eastenders!


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The latest news is that the Birmingham Beefcake has temporarily retired from the fray, while The Devil’s Dyke is still in the ring taking on all comers.

The last time I watched a grappling match as exciting as this was in 1979. Big Daddy did a splash on The Mighty Quinn at Catford Town Hall. The M.C. was none other than Captain John Harris.

Melvin,

As a member of the Clique you should know that ‘Big Daddy’ is always spelt ‘Big Dady’ on this forum.

For Colonial readers – ‘did a splash on the Mighty Quinn’ does not mean that Big Dady urinated upon him. Big Dady’s winning move in most of his bouts was to fall (i.e. splash) upon his opponent after knocking him to the floor with a series of elbow jabs to the jaw.

The Butch v. Bitch bout is now a tag match. The Birmingham Brief’s twin sister, known as Henry_Tanner, has entered the ring in an attempt to get the crowd on her team’s side.


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Thousands of people will be rushing to a Birmingham Solicitor’s Office tomorrow to join in the fun of ‘Find the Eastender’. The Birmingham Evening Mail is offering a cash prize to the first person to successfully challenge the real Phil Mitchell with the words, “You are Henry Underscore Tanner and I claim my five pounds prize!”

Phil Mitchell, senior partner at CCUK, Bromford Estate, Birmingham said, “There is no one here called Phil Mitchell and if people start coming into our offices looking for his twin sister, Henry, I’ll shoot the bastards!”

Latest news from the ringside:

Henry’s sister employs a formidable weapon, borrowed from Mike of Milton Keynes, the square brackets. (20.48 BST)

Steve offers a placating hand (21.58 BST)


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Placating hand?

Word on the streets of Baghdad is it was the offer of a placating hand (up Bitch's skirt) and Bitch telling Butch where to stick it that started Butch sending the scud missiles in.

They were the best of mates till Saturday night.

Hell hath no fury?

I feel very sorry indeed that this unpleasantness has arisen. The writings of the two people involved have given me great pleasure, and I too always thought that they were friends.

I hope that they both continue to post here, but somehow doubt that they will.