Sources close to the action say that a well-known contributor to this site has for some time had the hots for another well-known contributor and despite some initial encouragement, having last night been told it's "no go" by that second contributor, the first contributor has today lost it completely and is devoting every available minute to flaming that second contributor on a battleground not far from here.

Trevor is of course referring to the Titanic clash that I mentioned earlier today.

I am deeply saddened to see two splendid chaps brawling like this. I expected a good clean fight, but all the rules are now out of the window, replaced by Birmingham Strangleholds (remember Pat Roach?) and below-the-belt punches.

The dirtiest fighting came in round six when Sapphic Steve accused the Birmingham Brief of being a character in Eastenders!


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The latest news is that the Birmingham Beefcake has temporarily retired from the fray, while The Devils Dyke is still in the ring taking on all comers.

The last time I watched a grappling match as exciting as this was in 1979. Big Daddy did a splash on The Mighty Quinn at Catford Town Hall. The M.C. was none other than JMH.

Melvin,

As a member of the Clique you should know that ‘Big Daddy’ is always spelt ‘Big Dady’ on this forum.

For Colonial readers – ‘did a splash on the Mighty Quinn’ does not mean that Big Dady urinated upon him. Big Dady’s winning move in most of his bouts was to fall (i.e. splash) upon his opponent after knocking him to the floor with a series of elbow jabs to the jaw.

The Butch v. Bitch bout is now a tag match. The Birmingham Brief’s twin sister, known as Henry_Tanner, has entered the ring in an attempt to get the crowd on her team’s side.


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Thousands of people will be rushing to a Birmingham Solicitor’s Office tomorrow to join in the fun of ‘Find the Eastender’. The Birmingham Evening Mail is offering a cash prize to the first person to successfully challenge the real Phil Mitchell with the words, “You are Henry Underscore Tanner and I claim my five pounds prize!”

Phil Mitchell, senior partner at CCUK, Bromford Estate, Birmingham said, “There is no one here called Phil Mitchell and if people start coming into our offices looking for his twin sister, Henry, I’ll shoot the bastards!”

Latest news from the ringside:

Henry’s sister employs a formidable weapon, borrowed from Mike of Milton Keynes, the square brackets. (20.48 BST)

Steve offers a placating hand (21.58 BST)


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Placating hand?

Word on the streets of Baghdad is it was the offer of a placating hand (up Bitch's skirt) and Bitch telling Butch where to stick it that started Butch sending the scud missiles in.

They were the best of mates till Saturday night.

Hell hath no fury?

I feel very sorry indeed that this unpleasantness has arisen. The writings of the two people involved have given me great pleasure, and I too always thought that they were friends.

I hope that they both continue to post here, but somehow doubt that they will.

SUNDAY 13 APRIL 2003

"Philip Mitchell" along with Sarajane (banned from this site), Sarajane1 (banned from this site), Sarajane2 (banned from this site), Mel (stopped posting and / or banned from this site), Brummie Barry, Helen, and no doubt others I've missed are names with which I've seen the person currently posing as Celine post. I have no idea what the true identity or best nom-de-plume of this individual actually is. Given the person currently posing as Celine's past obsession with possible fake male story writers posing as women, penises, impotency, and wanking habits, I have my suspicions about whether some of the past posts and attitudes of this person are the result of self-loathing, especially as "Philip Mitchell" was the name attached to the properties of supposedly r/l stories about teenaged girls - one of them 'Sarajane' - getting spanked and caned in various stages of undress. Interestingly, the use of this name seems to have set off a rather peculiar reaction. And Ironically, public disclosure of forensic investigation involving people's past internet activities has been one of the person currently posing as Celine's favourite past activities. I myself had a bit more reticence until very recently.

Though these r/l stories of 'Sarajane' were removed from the site on which they were posted by author, I do have a copy somewhere and would be happy to make a copy to send to you individually (I don't think it's legal under copyright regulations to re-post them publicly even if the author is someone who never existed).

'Steve' is the person currently posing as Celine's knee-jerk reaction that s/he uses to any female on the internet who expresses something s/he dislikes, perhaps with the belief that odds are better than that any female connected with a spanking site is a male in disguise - understandable given the person currently posing as Celine's potential contribution in this area.

As anyone can tell from my own past posts - easy to look up here as I've only used the member-name 'Steff' on this site - I'm quite willing to overlook a wide variety of personal insults, but deliberately disingenuous readings of serious arguments I am not, as the person currently posing as Celine has discovered. If in this person's next incarnation s/he is willing to avoid this intollerable habit I am quite willing to pretend I don't know her and go back to having fun.

If anyone can post a précis of this thread that I can understand and which makes clear to me what it has to do with School Corporal Punishment I shall be greatly indebted to them!

A_L

Join the club! As the previous post was 5 years ago, too, I'm tempted to say who cares, anyway?

Just to add-the Steve referred into in the most recent post is NOT connected with this-here hombre!


Steve M

Thank you Steve, sound advice I suspect! However I believe several people familiar with the habitués of this estimable Forum consider Sarajane to be very closely related (to borrow Subscription Manager's term) to Lotta Nonsense. I was therefore a little concerned that the sudden resurgence of this old thread and the many references to Sarajane in the revival posting might be some sort of coded message concerning the sadly missed Lotta who has not posted here since her enigmatic Bye all. It's been . . . entertaining. on that ill-fated 17th September 2008 in the 'Kinky Teachers - maybe not?' thread here.