I would imagine that most of us have or have had fantasies about people that we know getting corporal punishment at school. Whenever I was treated badly by another child when I was at primary school, I imagined that the teacher spanked them for being unkind to me. Nowadays, when I meet people that I am interested in (of both sexes) I wonder if they got the cane or the slipper and school but I have never had the nerve to ask them.

My question to you is this – does anybody ever fantasise about people they know from the Net? I would like to cane the bottoms of C. Nickel and Darwinian Man – I am assuming that they are both women.

I picture Steff as being a tall, slim blonde with a small bottom. I would like to give her a good beating with a slipper, which I understand she never had when she was at school.

I realise that, being of a minority persuasion as they say here, she would not appreciate receiving cp from a man, but for me it is a nice thought.

We all need these fantasy figures to get through life’s awfulness. For me it used to be Fran but now it’s Gillian – she doesn’t write about cp, but I like her mind.

And talking about fantasy figures - whatever happened to Margaret Watson?

I have been discouraged from posting recently by the remarks of C. Nickel. I know that he/she has the forum’s interests at heart, but I am unable to cope with his/her constant sniping.

As a token of my continuing faith in this board, I will ‘do a vote’.

Margaret

Dear Simon,

I am very flattered that I am the focus of your fantasies, but I am just an ordinary working gal. I do wear navy knickers, though: one can still buy them in the fugging shop in Knightsbridge.

Hugs and fuggs,

Gillian

Belinda, Brian and Simon have far too much imagination. The regular contributors here have no defining characteristics. They are like robots. If I give them the benefit of the doubt and accept that they are real people, then they are probably civil servants and accountants.

How dare you suggest that robots have no defining characteristics!

Bastard!

I'm different from anyone else!

I can't believe I missed this thread the first time around.I too have had fantasies about members of our forum.First it was SaraJane. I love intelligent women.
Now of course it's our lovely Gillian.I love her intelligence,her quick wit,and her wicked sense of humor.I have no idea what she looks like (or what size navy nickers she wears)so I substitute Gillian Anderson
as her stand in.I know she is not into guys,so I imagine her punished by 'Elvira"(a celebrity in the U.S.).I won't go into the details so as not to embarrass her any more than I have.But I have enormous respect for her mind.Keep posting Gillian. And it would be nice if you told us about your own school CP.

Dear Bob,

I have no personal experience of school corporal punishment. My interest in the subject is purely academic.

Thank you so much for continuing to send in your ‘Grade School Memories’.

Gillian

I have developed an obsession with Saro. She writes beautifully. I think she must be a very beautiful woman.

If a blush could show through my skin, it would.

Me, I have a little thing for Gillian -- if she has red hair like G Anderson and that lovely pale, freckeldy skin that goes with, navy knickers would would be pretty indeed. I also hope she's a tiny bit plump -- though I suspect she's probably tall and statuesque.

I've also been imagining straight up, hot blooded Bob T lately -- good taste in goddesses, upstanding Member and everything.

Saro; You are very kind. We do have a least one thing in common. We both want Gillian.

I was going to say something like that, but I was shy, and afraid it might offend -- silly me.

Dear Saro; Notice there has been no response from Gillian. Not even a nibble. I am of the opinion that Gillian is committed to a long term relationship and her partner might be a little jealous. I know I would be. Or she thinks we are all potential stalkers and doesn't want to encourage anyone. It would be more fun if she played along.

I certanly used to fantasise about the lovely Angela who was spanked by the headmaster for smoking pot at school.

Boring this unrequited love -- but I suppose we'll just have to take it, Bob. Perhaps it adds to Gillian's mystique somewhat.

On the other hand, her flesh is possibly creeping at the lot of us -- I hope at very least she finds us wonderfully amusing.

I also have the beginning of a fantasy about NAAD -- but he hasb't posted much recently. I think he might be a lawyer of sorts...

You are the very first, and probably the last, Saro, to write something nice about me. I am quite overwhelmed.

If ever you undertake the short journey from New York to Sussex, please let me know. I would like a munch with you at Hove Lagoon.

I am not a lawyer, but a Man of the Arts and as proof here is a poem just for you:

Down at Hove Lagoon
On a night in June
I gave my heart to you.
‘Neath the starry skies
In that Paradise
You made my dreams come true.
Though the years in between
Since you reigned as my queen
Have been one long honeymoon,
I recall the bliss
Of that first sweet kiss
Down at Hove Lagoon.

First I was elated to learn that Saro fantasized about me and the lovely Gillian, then while struggling with my deep and poignant distress over the lack of response from Gillian, Saro turns to another. NAAD. And before I can even come to grips with this new development, I am cyber-cuchold by NAADs poetry. I guess cyber love is a fickle thing. I feel used and discarded like yesterdays newspaper. If only Gillian had been open minded about cyber fantasy,we could have consoled each other over Saro and NAADs treachery. Maybe Tracey will find a poem for me and I won't be overcome with grief.

Here is a very nice poem about Sussex for Bob.


Now is the time for marching,
Now let your hearts be gay,
Hark to the merry bugles
Sounding along our way.
So let your voices ring my boys,
And take the time from me,
And I'll sing you a song as we march along,
Of Sussex by the Sea!


We're the men from Sussex, Sussex by the Sea.
We plough and sow and reap and mow,
And useful men are we;
And when you go to Sussex,
Whoever you may be,
You may tell them all that we stand or fall
For Sussex by the Sea !


Oh Sussex, Sussex by the Sea !
Good old Sussex by the Sea !
You may tell them all that we stand or fall,
For Sussex by the Sea


Up in the morning early,
Start at the break of day;
March till the evening shadows
Tell us it's time to stay.
We're always moving on my boys,
So take the time from me,
And sing this song as we march along,
Of Sussex by the Sea.


Sometimes your feet are weary,
Sometimes the way is long,
Sometimes the day is dreary,
Sometimes the world goes wrong;
But if you let your voices ring,
Your care will fly away,
So we'll sing a song as we march along,
Of Sussex by the Sea.


Light is the love of a soldier,
That's what the ladies say,
Lightly he goes a wooing,
Lightly he rides away.
In love and war we always are
As fair as fair can be,
And a soldier boy is a lady's joy
In Sussex by the Sea.


Far o'er the seas we wander,
Wide thro' the world we roam;
Far from the kind hearts yonder,
Far from our dear old home;
But ne'er shall we forget my boys,
And true we'll ever be
To the girls so kind that we left behind
In Sussex by the Sea

I NEVER said anything about replacement. No one could remove you from my affections. I'm sure your distress is mostly from Gillian's continued aloofness. Sigh.. if only she would deing to give us a word...

But Bob, surely you do not begrudge me a couple of other fancies. There are no cuckolds in my world -- all are loved alike and differently -- even my non-cyber husband.

Share and share alike is my new motto. I will not begrudge you your cyber fantasies. I was disappointed that I didn't fulfill your needs, but I am over that now. All is forgiven. I guess we will have to carry on without Gillian.

Dear Tracey; I have read and re-read your poem and can not figure out why you chose a poem about Sussex unless it relates to a post in another thread.

Somebody once wrote here about the unity in diversity. I had the phenomenon in mind when I chose a poem about Sussex to follow the poem from Not an Anonymous Donation about Sussex.

I have waited to thank you (NAAD) for the poem. And say I was mistaken indeed to have thought you might have been a lawyer. Only a true man of letters could feel secure about being associated with a rhyme scheme.

So much has been said of Hove Lagoon on this forum, I look forward to seeing it sometime. Is there really a lagoon there? Does it have a monster in it? Perhaps you could rescue me from it before the munch.

I think actually that you (NAAD) might play the villain in this fantasy -- perhaps you could conspire with the monster and then Bob might be the one to save me -- with Gillians brilliant help and guidance of course.

Though I suspect Hove Logoon's really just a seedy alley.

Thank you Tracey, it was a lovely poem even if it's meaning was lost on me. I never learned to love poetry partly because in my freshman year my English class spent week after week on The Rhyme of The Ancient Mariner. I think that is the correct title. After awhile I was bored senseless and never pursued poetry again.But thank you for the thought.

Dear Saro; So near yet so far away. Our silent partner Gillian once wrote to me about Hove Lagoon and Miles' little get togethers. She did not rate the cafe' very high. I think there are pictures of the area on one of the photo pages. Gillian may have just been needling Miles as usual.

I think I ruined our chances with Gillian long ago when I placed her second after Sarajane in another post in this thread. She might be a little miffed over being chosen second.

a bit at Gillian's ferocious rebuttal of ACME's "pants" contention. Very sexy the ablity to string all those "Pants"-containing sentences together so fast like that.

Bob, didn't she leave you just a little bit breathless too...

Dear, dear Saro,

As you will see from the words in parenthesis at the foot of the message to which you refer, I did not write the piece. It is part of the application completed by Steff to join the group run by retired, exhausted headmaster George. It was known here as the Pants Club. The thread, which contained many comments about the Pants Club, was deleted in order to protect George. Please let me know if you would like to see it.

Steff was one of our most illustrious contributors. I miss her terribly.

Gillian

at the thought of your heart racing. I have read Steffs application to the Pants club before, so I knew where it came from. I reccomend that you ask Gillian to send you the entire thread in an email. George must have known he had been exposed as a phony,yet refused to admit it and was fighting for all he was worth. Everyone was having a great time (except George) making up applications for the 'Pants Club'.There were some very creative people on the forum at that time. Many of them no longer contribute. I also miss Steff and C. Nichol,and Sarajane and a few others. George is still lurking but his website went down sometime last year.

Western dogs,

Steff will not be contributing to your site in future.

She is here in my camp working for al Quaida but is currently in disgrace after burning my prized copy of 'Stars and Stripes' before realising it was an anthology of celebrity flagellation stories.

Even as I type these words, she is in her cave stuffing envelope after envelope with her anti-Western literature. She has written blistering attacks on many Western leaders and she tells me she's just aching to get her teeth into Bush.

She has several cunning plans by which she and her friends intend to destroy Western civilisation by converting women to Sapphism and thus bringing an end to the population.

She calls her plans 'Les Beaux Strategems'.

Your days are numbered.

Best wishes.

O.

I did know that Gillian was using other peoples' sentences -- that's why I said what i did about stringing together sentences, not WRITING them. It's not the sentences that are sexy -- just the delivery of them from Gillian's mouth/pen/fingers. Even though we are told nothing about Gillian's own CP experiences -- just her speaking with such words were doing it for me.

Saro - Are you bi-sexual?

Please forgive my ignorance of your unique and personal fantasy. I must admit that the inner workings of the feminine mind are a complete mystery to me. I operate on a hit or miss strategy.It is a course of conduct that sometimes produces irregular or unwanted results.But, being hampered by the controlling influence of the left side of my brain, I have no choice but to muddle through the best I can. Maybe I'll get it right the next time.

P.S. Maybe with any luck we'll see a new entry in the'Brian of the week award'.

about your so called "ignorance about my personal fantasy". Sweetheart, relax. I like Gillian and I like you. You like Gillian and YOU mentioned the possible threesome avec moi et Gillian. So you like me too? Doesn't matter. I just thought you might empathize with my Gillian fantasy -- all of which have to do with her being smart, witty and knowledgeable as displayed in the ACME rebut because you said you like the way her mind works.

So now you're all cleared up right.

Love
Saro

Q: How does an Sussex girl turn the light on after she has had sex?
A: She opens the car door.


No wonder I love Sussex Girls.