We've had a Poetry Corner, so why not a Limerick Corner? There must be some talent out there, surely.

Anyway, here's a couple to start off with:

In a school in West Aberdare,
The headmaster spanked on the bare.
With girls ‘cross his lap
He enjoyed every slap.
But he never smacked mine, it’s not fair.


At my school on Widdicombe Moors
The headmaster took down my drawers.
I remember the pain
As he gave me the cane
Not touching my toes, on all fours.

For all those on the Bromford Estate:

There once was a Bishop of Birmingham
Who liked to love girls while confirming ‘em.
After two of his vicars
Had pulled down their knickers
He’d inject his episcopal sperm in ‘em.

For our musicians:

A musical lady named Cleo
Was loved by a man called Leo.
As she pulled down her panties
She said, “No andantes,
But sempre allegro con brio!”

Is anyone talented enough to complete this?

There once was a lady named Fran…

There once was a lady named Fran,
And Miles was her greatest fan.
But he came over queer
On Brighton Pier
When they told him that Fran was a man.