An over-emotional contributor to British Spanking is threatening to take legal action (against God knows who) because he feels he has suffered discrimination for being male and English.

I would like to reassure our readers that very little discrimination exists at our Happy Circle. We do not discriminate against Miles on Brighton Pier because he looks like John Hurt nor do we discriminate against Gillian because she is a dyke bitch.

It is permissible, however, to discriminate against Sue Moron, because he is an idiot.

We must not discriminate against Sue Moron.

We need working-class, homophobic halfwits like him to give credence to our Equal Opportunities Policy.

how bitchy people here sound sometimes

Oi, feckwit(s)

Talk aboot a pair of elitist hypocrites. You think anyone from the north of Watford is "working class", despite the fact that the unemployment rate in London is far higher than up here.

You call me homophobic and racist and yet, as previously stated, you hurl insults at anyone from the North of Watford and consider your southern selves to be salt of the earth.

If you ever set one foot North of the Tyne I'll kick your fecking heads in.

Yes, the bitchiness has got awful lately. I keep away from it.

Bitchin’ – don’t-cha just love it! What’s the point of having a Happy Circle if Bitch Karen, Bitch Gillian, Bitch Belinda Rose, Bitch Butch Dyke, and all those other bitches who are pretending to be men, can’t have a good bitch once in a while! Keep a-bitchin’ and a-witchin’, ladies. I love ya for it!

Bitchin’ – ain’t-cha sick of it! What’s the point of having a Happy Circle if all those bitches do is bitch! Stop a-snipin’ and a-gripin’, gals. Let’s have a bit more of the intellectual debate!

as an onlooker and a very interested one, I do not find the bitchiness particularly strange but it does detract from the more interesting posts I used to come across, fantasy or otherwise

Thank you, curious onlooker, for your words of support in these difficult times.

I have today added your name to the Friendly List.

What me and my mats says is this – UP THE OLDER PEOPLE. We ofton have a laugh of a satday with the old age pensioniers up down the green and in WORTHING where they bomb down the prom on them electrical cars Last week an old bloke gave me and Silly Willy a ride on a red one and he took us all the way down to Ferring but then his batries run out and so we left him there and bunked a bus back to WORTHING.
Thankyou

I am flattered!

Of course older people can use the Internet. My grandfather is well over fifty. He still remembers the day he bought his first horse and cart from a shop in the Edgware Road and today he sent an email to the Urals.