Trident, one of our most prolific and well-respected contributors, is selling off his artwork at a knock-down price. Hurry while stocks last!



PAX STUDIO
ORDER FORM

Please supply the CD photo gallery of TRIDENT’S artwork


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Print out his order form and send to:

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PO BOX 148
DARLINGTON
DL1 4GW
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What appeals to me is that there is no charge for conversion.

I shall be ordering a gross.

This is not a market, Mzzzz Browne.

I must say, however, that I am overjoyed that no conversion charge will be imposed. I have in the past paid exorbitant conversion charges to purveyors of artwork.

Like Proud Member, I shall be placing a large order.

Me and my mats is v cros about our foro being used as a MARKET but Big Ray has forgotton the passwrd and we can no do no deletiones.
Thankyou

Don’t worry, men. I will do the ‘deletiones’.

Thankyou v much Gilain You is a real mat

Trident is possibly a follower of the ‘Infantile’ School, which was popular in Berlin in the 1920’s.

Here is a quite super example of his work. I understand that pictures remain on the forum for only one week or so.

Tridente is a v prolifique and highky valuerated member of our foro and he will be v furioso when he find that you done put his stuff on our foro and that Rubin
Thankyou

Don’t be so silly, Mats!

As one of our most loyal members, Trident will be delighted that we are promoting his wares.

I got my order in straight away. I haven’t been so excited since they closed down the Pants Club.

I am sure that George and Trident are related.

Copyright Brian4BonaPosts

…an anagram of ‘Trident’ is ‘Net dirt’.

Belinda Ros – you is BANNED. Tridente is one of our best mats.
Thankyou

Gillian

I think that you and Carl and his mates are one and the same.

Why don’t you just sod off!

Dear Oaf Brian,

Carl and his Mats and I do have many things in common, not the least of which is our love of the French language.

There are, however, four of them, and only one of me.

Gillian

The word on the street is that there will be a delay in the dispatch of the artwork of Trident, or Gerrard as he is known in Darlington, despite his production team working overtime to fulfil the demand.

Are Customs and Excise involved, I wonder?

Thank you, Mr. Harvey. The link appears to work!

It does not work, you stupid cow!

Silly, silly me! The Bollocks is right. One can only view the page if one is a member of the group. I was wrongly advised by Mr. Harvey and all complaints should be addressed to him at:

miles_harvey@hotmail.com

Members will, I trust, accept my most profound apologies for my grave error. The message from the ‘well-satisfied customer’ appears hereunder.


From: "roddy9uk" <sean_pvt@h...> Date: Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:09 am Subject: Trident's pics

Just to let everyone know I received a CD from trident and it was excellent.Thanks trident..

“roddy9uk” is a lucky chap indeed. I ordered one of Trident’s super compact discs ten days ago and am still waiting for its delivery.

I will give him another six weeks or so and then I shall contact Darlington Trading Standards

Thank you for letting me put the documents regarding my art work [sic] in the files section. Interest has been disappointing so I will leave the details there for a few more days and then take it [sic] out of your way. Thanks again


The above message was sent by Trident (aka Net Dirt) to Jennifer (aka Leicester Librarian Linda) at a Yahoo group early today.The poor chap is desperate for someone to take this merchandise off his hands. One member of his family has disappeared under the mountain of compact discs that are stored in the back yard.I suggest you try an offer. I have heard that Trident would be willing to settle for £10 a cart-load.

Dear Carl and Mats,

Before you cull my posts, I would like to make Trident an offer he will find difficult to refuse. I will remove all the artwork compact discs from his premises in Darlington for a fee of £200 plus vat on condition that he also pays for the hire of the low-loader.