Carl and his Mats, Mr. Harvey, Karen, Roger and all the other people involved in the administration of this Forum have today accepted my suggestion concerning Oaf Brian.

In future all messages sent by this idiot will be edited so that the name ‘Brian’ is replaced by the words ‘The Bollocks’.

Most of the editing will be undertaken by Carl and his Mats. I have their assurance that they will not tamper with any message sent by Brian4Junk/BonaPosts, Another Brian, Brian of Britain, Brian Storm, Brian Damage or any of the other wonderful Brians who have joined our Happy Circle. The new epithet will apply just to Brian.

Dear Brian,

As you will appreciate, Carl and his Mats have ahead of them an onerous task. They would, therefore, be grateful if you would use your new title in all your future posts.

Gillian

Is this OK?

I am sorry that I upset you Gillian, but I have got a grievance against homos. My mother was a lesbian.

Unlike Gerrard Trident, who is posting like a man possessed, I’m leaving!

Brian

A few of us here are old enough to remember the correspondence concerning ‘Big Dady’.

So, to paraphrase from those discussions:

Brian is The Bollocks; The Bollocks is Brian.
No more Brian; no more bollocks.

I’m sorry that The Bollocks has left our Happy Circle. I cannot imagine what I have done to offend him.

Thank God Trident is still posting!

I have changed my mind. I’m not leaving. My subscription is paid up until next March. Besides, I like Tracey’s Dairy and may want to write in it.

I have just discovered this thread and have laughed and laughed and laughed.
What ever happened to Brian?

My name is Brian,and so is my wifes.

Welease BWIAN.

Is this a sign Lord.

Brian has been a naughty boy and he is not coming out to play.

So sayeth the Judaen peoples front.