The Wonderful World of Yahoo Fladge Groups was shocked and rocked to its foundations today when a new contributor to ‘Punishment Memories’ sent in, within the space of thirteen minutes, FOUR messages questioning the VERACITY of other contributions. The most shocking shock of shocks, however, was the assertion that the site owner, a middle-aged housewife from Rotherham, was in fact a MAN!

The shocking messages referred to above will certainly be deleted within the next twenty-four hours. I have, therefore, taken the precaution of saving them in our archives.

The literary style of the author, Joliderriere, seems familiar, but I can’t remember where I have seen her writing before.

Well,we have certainly been busy little trouble makers today.Haven't we? And I do mean we.I think you have been more prolific than I have though.I hope I haven't spoiled any of your fun.

How would you translate that? Happy Bottom? Glad Ass?
It's very creative however it's translated.

Pretty bottom.

Thank you Tracey. I love it. It takes a lot of khutspe to come up with a nom-de-plum like that.I can only hope the poster is female.

I regret to inform you that joliderriere has been BANNED from Jennifer’s group.

Thanks for your comments in response to Joliederriere's [sic] messages.
I decided to remove him/her from the group as it seemed to me that
his/her motivation was to cause trouble.

For the record, with over 2000 members, I have no idea what the ratio
of men to women is in the membership, nor could I ever attempt to
find out if anyone was masquerading as a member of the opposite sex.
To be honest, why worry and why bother?

Kind regards,

Jennifer

"Why worry and why bother?" asks Jennifer.

A predictable response from the biggest gender-fraud on the Internet since 'Abby'.

Director: Come on, luvs, let’s get this scene finished and then we can all go off for drinkettes at Larry’s.

Joliderriere: So tell me, Binkie, when I send the messages, what’s my motivation?

Director: Just a moment, dearie, I’ll ask that chap Jennifer.

Gillain – me and my mats was up down WORTHING on sundy and we did no see them messuages from JOLI BUM and we can no get into foro archivers because of what you done. So could you send them to foro please for all membres to see If you do no send them to foro then me and my mats will get ROGEE to take you off his list of them what is fiends of LOTTA
thankyou

O.K., men. Here they are:


From: "joliderriere" <joliderriere@h...> Date: Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:27 pm Subject: Re: My PE experiences

Jennifer is obviously a very sick man and should immediately seek therapy for his weird desire to pass himself off as a woman on the Internet.


From: "joliderriere" <joliderriere@h...> Date: Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:32 pm Subject: Re: The cane at home

Nigel lives in a fantasy world and should immediately seek therapy for his weird desire to have the world believe his mother spanked and caned him. It's all a fantasy, Nigel. Please get a life.


From: "joliderriere" <joliderriere@h...> Date: Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:35 pm Subject: Re: The cane at home

Steve is also a suffering from a serious Oedipal spanko-complex and should seek therapy along with Nigel. It never happened, Steve. Your poor mother would be horrified if she knew you were telling such lies about her on the Internet. Put your dick away and get a life!


From: "joliderriere" <joliderriere@h...> Date: Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:41 pm Subject: Fake Females by the Score

Are there any GENUINE females on this board? I've had a brief look through the postings and I can't find ONE 'female' author who isn't obviously a very sad man pretending to be a woman. The 'memories' are hilarious, though. I've never laughed so much in all my life. What wonderful imaginations you people have!

Could the leader of the Punishment Memories Group be related to our former contributor from Wembley?

Today Jennifer wrote the following:

What I would say right now is that my question was prompted partly by my experience of being caned at school for avoiding Games lessons.

I had three strokes of the cane across my knickers from the headteacher. I was about 12 at the time, possibly 13. My reaction? Well, it stung, but not as much as I thought it might; the marks remained for two days, and they weren't particularly vibrant - just marks. I didn't burst into tears, but felt like doing so.

Did it sort me out? Well, yes, for a few weeks. Much as I hated Games, I attended - with my kit. I think I believed that if I was reported to the Head again, then it would be much more than three strokes, and possibly laid on rather more firmly. But I did slip back into my old habits after a while.

I feel terrible about this. I have been masturbating while reading Jennifer’s stories and my wife has encouraged me. But if Jennifer has been pinching other peoples stories and is a fake I don’t want to do it again.

The influence of Carl and Mats is now being felt in Oklahoma where the wavin’ wheat can sure smell sweet. The following message appears on Jennifer’s group. (Don’t-cha just love ‘observationes’?)




From: "Sara" <troublegirl141989@y...> Date: Sun Feb 1, 2004 4:59 pmSubject: Re: Cultural Differences

I can only speak from my experiance, and observationes. Here in Oklahoma, spanking is very commone. all of my friends have been spanked, and almost all are still spanked at 14-15 years old. The schools here are still alowed to paddle. The most commone implaments I have seen are the belt, the paddle, and the switch ( in order of most used to used sometimes ) My Dad uses a paddle, alsmost exactly like they use at my school, but will use the strap if needed. almost all of the people I know are spanked bare bottom, except at school. Also, to my knowledge, Oklahoma is the only state to pass a law saying explicitly, that it was OK to spank a child. other states only imply it by omisione of a law prohibiting it.

If "Sara"s 'Dad' paddles for spelling errors she has got one coming.

The father of ‘Sara’ speaks:

“Now see here, Jim-boy, me and your ma don’t hold with them fancy games you’re a-playin’ on the net. What’s a fine lookin’, fifty-year-old, red-blooded American male like you doin’ pretendin’ to be a gal? We won’t stop ya, son, but if you’re gonna make a jackass of yourself, then you’d better get your spellin’ right. ‘Cos the next time I see you write ‘omisione’ or ‘commone’ I’m a gonna blister your butt real good, just like my pappy done to me when I pretended to be Rita Hayworth in 1945.”

She writes:

Friends,

Please take a look at Troublegirl's profile and tell me whether you
think she is genuine. I'll accept your views as to whether (S)he
stays with us.

Kind regards,

Jennifer.

Yahoo! ID: troublegirl141989
Real Name: Sara
Nickname: Trouble
Location: Oklahoma USA
Age: 14
Marital Status: Single And Looking
Gender: Female
Occupation:

More About Me
Hobbies: getting in trouble, being in trouble, cousing trouble, getting others in trouble. being punished for all that trouble. I like to chat with moms and daughters about growing up in a strict home
Latest News: and about being bi. I am still spanked at home and at school, I think you can guess why by my sn- I am always in trouble-lol. guys I have 2 of you and dont need any more.click view my pic to see me.any

Favorite Quote
"Drop your pants and panties and bend over, NOW young lady! you are in LOTS of TROUBLE!"

My Interests
· Kinki Kids
· Young Ones, The
· Bisexual
· Bisexual
· Girls
· All in the Family
· Bad Girls
· Dads
· Innosense
· Young Adult
· Family Affairs
· Cherry Poppin' Daddies
· Bif Naked
· Child Abuse

The above profile really is 'her' profile.

See it for yourself at http://profiles.yahoo.com/troublegirl141989

Sara Troublegirl has not heeded her father’s words. Yesterday she wrote:


I think that the majority of US, and probably UK , citizens would
suport caneing and/or birching, and/or whipping criminales as oposed
to housing them in jails at the tax payers expense. I think the
optione should be availible to all judges for all ages of
criminales. for offenders under 16, the twase or paddle could be
supstituted, or a lesser number of lashes.


This is probably the last we shall hear from Troublegirl. Jennifer removed the above message from the board.

Can anyone explain the meaning of ‘Bif Naked’? The expression appears in the profile above.

Spelling is not one of Sara Troublegirl’s strong points.

The correct spelling is ‘Biff’.

According to ‘Roger’s Profanisaurus’, ‘Biff’ refers you to the word ‘Bob’, which in turn refers you to the word ‘Bonk’, which helpfully refers you back to the word ‘Biff’.

Bif = Bi f = Bi female = Bisexual female

Thank you very much, Lotta. I will not thank Anonymous until he gets himself an identity.

This group has been closed down.

What is the word on the street re. Jennifer’s group? It was jogging along nicely but then suddenly disappeared. There is nothing about it anywhere except here. It’s as if nobody cares. Well, I care.

I too was deeply saddened when they closed down Jennifer’s group but it drove me to search for others of that ilk and I found:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LadyPandorasSpankingForum/

This is a splendid group. There are several photographs of the enchanting Lady Pandora.

As the poet had it in 1932:

Just around the corner there’s a rainbow in the sky,
So let’s have another cup of coffee
And let’s have another piece of pie.