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CP HAIKUMay 20 2004 at 12:38 PM | Bob T |
| - Maybe some of our members would like to compose some Haiku poetry relating to SCP. Haiku is Japanese poetry, usually only two or three lines. An example:
Painfully returning to seat
Bad day at school,
bottom very sore.
Or 2
Quiet winter day
Silence shattered by swish of cane
and resulting scream.
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Carl and Mats
| Re: CP HAIKU | May 20 2004, 7:14 PM |
This a v good idea
But too intelectuale for me and my mats
In Camberwell
So come on you other bleeders
Thankyou
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47david
| Haiku | May 20 2004, 9:03 PM |
Here's two I did earlier - I think I have the required number of syllables but I can never remember whether it's 5-7-5 or 6-7-4.
Anyway
Dreading cane to come
Stared at by leering classmates
She waits knickerless.
With suppressed excitement
At trembling girl stripped meekly
His lash descends.
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Not an Anonymous Donation
| Re: Haiku | May 20 2004, 9:21 PM |
Man with sex problem
Sleep on it.
Wake up with solution in hand.
Yes, I know it’s not real Haiku, but it’s good enough for you lot.
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Lotta Nonsense
| Re: Haiku | May 20 2004, 10:38 PM |
Slippered in green knicks
Birched with Irish stingy sticks
Two lovely pork pies
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The Peckham Poet
| Chaucer | May 21 2004, 7:09 AM |
Many readers are grateful to retired headmaster George for introducing them to Middle English. Had he known of Haiku he might have written the following:
I slipperened hunderds younge boyn
Withe No Pants
Except from me
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Bob T
| Taboo Haiku | May 21 2004, 7:42 AM |
All Haiku relating to sex or bodily functions fall under the heading of Taboo Haiku and are not considered for entry into contests, so there is no need to count syllables.
An example of Taboo Haiku for Carl and Mats:
Nervous about wet
Too much beer last night.
This message has been edited by larry1951 on May 21, 2004 7:48 AM
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Bob T
| Re: Taboo Haiku | May 21 2004, 8:27 AM |
I can't believe you took that word out. It may be crude but it's not a swear word. The poem is meaningless without it. Who is this Larry guy anyway? I've never seen any of his posts,he just edits people.
I have two words for him and it's not Merry Christmas!
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YEE LING
| Re;Haiku. | May 21 2004, 12:04 PM |
Bend down----SWISH,WHACK----------OUCH.!!!!!!!
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Lotta Nonsense
| Re: Re;Haiku. | May 21 2004, 2:19 PM |
Weather is chilly.
Yee Ling needs more powerful specs
to see his willy.
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47david
| Discipline (poetic) | May 21 2004, 6:14 PM |
The art of the haiku is one worth knowing the rules of even if erotic ones are taboo. I wasn't thinking of entering my previous contribution in any competition! Anyone can do a 3 line poem for goodness sake, but one which has the requisite number of syllables exercises the mind. Discipline, that's what we need, discipline! I thought we all believed in that on this site!
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47david
| Haiku | May 21 2004, 6:22 PM |
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