Lady Pandora
Newsletter No. 2

Thank you to everyone who came along and made The Oak Grove Summer Fete so much fun last Sunday. My special thanks to Ashlea, Denise and Sarah, all of whom very kindly switched to help out myself and Miss Domino.

There have been a couple of comments about there not being as many ladies there as usual. I have clearly been spoiling you brats far too much! We are honoured that so many ladies normally attend the events and put so much effort into keeping the pupils in line; far more than you will find at most parties!

We are planning to hold a sports day in the New Forest in July and it would very much help if we could get an idea of numbers wishing to attend. This will be a free event; all we ask is that you bring some food and drink to help out.

The next Oak Grove Sunday School will be held either in August or in early September; I will post details on the website www.ladypandora.org as soon as they are ready.

Our new film “Cross Country Cheats” is now available in both DVD and Video format. The Film stars our very own Oak Grove pupils, Jason & Ashlea, who have been caught cheating in the cross country run. They are summoned to see Lady Pandora in her office for the offence and are made to run the distance again. Suffice to say they both fail dismally and corporal punishment ensues. Further details and a short clip – as well as stills - can be found at http://www.ladypandora.org/shop.htm

Our next London CP/Spanking Munch will be held on Saturday, 3rd of July from 2pm to 6pm at the Purple Turtle, 61-65 Crowndale Road, Camden, NW1. Nearest tube station is Mornington Crescent. Absolutely everyone is welcome, regardless of age, experience or orientation. A zero tolerance policy is in place to protect guests from nuisances. A Meet & Greet system is also in place for the shyer among you.


We are pleased to announce that The Oak Grove day school is now fully operational. Depending on its popularity there will be at least one day school each month commencing in July. Please email Lady Pandora for further details at LadyPandoracp@ntlworld.com

www.ladypandora.org The main website which includes details of membership to “The Inner Sanctum” and access to the online section of Oak Grove Traditional School.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LadyPandorasSpankingForum/?yguid=81498672

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NaughtyFreddiesSpankingGroup/?yguid=81498672

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheEnglishSlipperingCo/?yguid=81498672

I see Deep Pan is still ducking the question of the Irish convent schools at which birching was allegedly common practice in the 1970s.

She may be interested to know that educational historians operate a zero tolerance policy towards fantasists whose wild imaginings paint a false and perverse picture of a nation's history.

Dear Lotta Nonsense / Sarajane

Can't you see by all of what is stated on the newsletter Lady Pandora is a very busy lady these days running real time events for real people (Unlike you).She has already written in saying she is not prepared to discuss the matter any further. Now what makes you think that you have the power or ability to tell her what to do.

Isuggest you go to
http://www.corpun.com/uks00212.htm
If you want more information on brutal practices in schools in the 70s.

If that is too much like hard work go back to spanking chat com and pretend your a real female who was a prefect in a boarding school.


TA TA
Freddie

Oh dear! Freddie is still spreading misinformation.

Deep Pan is certainly not too busy to spend time on the Internet spreading the word among the faithful.

Even as I type these words, she's chatting away in the 'UK Spanking' room of www.spankingchat.com where's she's been for the past hour.

No doubt she's telling people about the time she was birched in a southern Irish convent school in the 1970's.

Now, if she could only find time to pop across to our little forum and answer a very simple question:

At which schools was birching 'common practice' in Eire in the 1970's?

Lotta / Sarajane

Like I said look at this site

http://www.corpun.com

and you shall find the answer

Freddie continues to wriggle and writhe in a desperate attempt to evade the question and remain in denial about Deep Pan's imaginary birching.

The page in question carries not a single reference to Ireland, the Irish or their convent schools.

Deep Pan's imaginary birching has now been filed alongside Fran's imaginary slippering and George's imaginary teaching career in the forum's hall of fame.

Shouldn't that be "Hall of Shame"?

Freddie, I want to know how much do you have to pay Lotta, to keep Lady P's name at the top of this list?

Over the last couple of weeks I have visited this board a few times and cherry-picked several threads to read. At first, I found your attempts to debunk every story regarding other peoples school experiences amusing, until your repetition became tedious; I now think you are ready for a trip to the shrink as you are delusional. What complete and utter rubbish you write sometimes.
According to you and a few others on this forum:
- No British schoolgirl has ever received corporal punishment from a male teacher, irrespective of her state of dress.
- Any male teacher who administered corporal punishment (when it was legal to do so) must be a pervert. [But of course none of them were perverts because they never punished one single girl between them].
- Any poster to this forum using a male name must be either a fantasist or an onanist (why criticise people for that, isn't that the reason why most people are on here anyway?).
- Any poster using a female name must be a man pretending to be a woman, unless of course, she is a lesbian, in which case she must be genuine. After all, no female teacher (irrespective of her sexual orientation)in the history of British Education has ever derived sexual gratification from administering corporal punishment to a schoolgirl; or have they?
Cut the crap Nonsense, you are making yourself look foolish by displaying your psychosis on a public forum.
People with your condition would usually interpret a post such as this one as some sort of challenge or even a personal affront.
It isn't. I am merely urging you to seek help for your condition. You have to get in touch with reality as quickly as possible, for your own sake.

As I am "just passing through" this forum it is entirely possible that you will not hear from me again, so don't bother asking why I have visited; even if I gave the reason you would probably challenge it as being a fantasy so there is little point.

I wish you good luck and a speedy recovery Nonsense.

It seems it's "Not a Spanko" who's delusional - and in a very very very big way.

Among things I have never suggested are:

1) that every story regarding other people's school experiences is a fantasy.

2) that no British schoolgirl has ever received corporal punishment from a male teacher., irrespective of her state of dress.

3) that any male teacher who administered corporal punishment (when it was legal to do so) must be a pervert.

4) that every poster to this forum using a male name must be either a fantasist or an onanist.

5) that every poster using a female name must be a man pretending to be a woman.

6) that every poster purporting to be a lesbian must be genuine.

"Not a Spanko" is making himself look foolish by displaying his psychosis on a public forum.

I hope he takes his own advice and seeks help for his condition. He should get in touch with reality as quickly as possible, for his own sake.

I'm sure we all wish him good luck and a speedy recovery.

Oh Lotta

You walked into that one, are you tired. after reading the post I was looking forward to your reply. Sorry that one was not up to your usual standard.


Report Card.

Must try harder

Please read the words properly next time, Nonsense. I actually wrote
"According to you and a few others on this forum:"
What followed was a paraphrasing of various messages (many from you) conveying the arguments/sentiments listed below that line.
Now this is the tricky bit so follow closely: having never owned an anorak I am not given to dredging up verbatim quotes from weeks, months or years ago, so the paraphrasing was a way of summarising the gist of most of the "bebunking" posts in question.
Your reply to my post only supports my theory. Please get help.

"Not a Spanko" (aka Anonymous) is obviously some sort of foreigner who is learning English as hobby.

I now feel I may have been unduly harsh in advising him to obtain psychiatric help.

If what he'd read had said what he thinks it said, he may have had a point.

But it didn't.

So he doesn't.

In all probability, he's not psychotic - he just doesn't speak or understand English very well.

Vote Kilroy!

Not a Spanko is knob head.

That's better Lotta,,, great back to your normal standard, three cheers.

I look forwared to your next posts.