Yesterday, just before Happy Hour, Lady Pandora suffered a nasty fall in her council house in Porchester.

Dear, dear, dear Vicky, I send you my very best wishes for a speedy recovery.

As poor Deep Pan lay prostrate on the floor, unable to move, her first thought was "What would Thora Hird do now?".

She immediately began shouting for her niece, Netty, and persisted for several minutes before remembering that Netty is a figment of her imagination and that she might just as well have been shouting for the nun that birched her at southern Irish convent school in the 1970s.

"Freddie!!! Freddie!!!" she then shouted, before remembering that little Freddie JimJams was tied to a bench in the playroom.

All seemed lost.

[A £5 postal order is offered to most interesting conclusion to this story].

So ok we want to start a thread on someone having an accident. Well we all knew this was coming anyway, a little bit obvious under the circumstances. So come on lets kick someone when there down, as that is all a certain crowd of online cowards seem to be capable off.We Know who some of you are as some of you were seen in a little corner last year at the LFF after party ( and that little corner is where you stayed due to the fact no one likes you)

As those of you who attend the London CP/Spanking Munch will know Lady Pandora had an accident on Wednesday,therefore we are sorry to everyone for not being there today. Having said that we did find a couple to run the event today who I will not name but I personally thank them for doing so.

I would also like to thank Netty for taking care of things as regards with the hospital.

Lady Pandora is on the mend but is having to rest for a few days and although she has hurt herself its nothing that cant be mended. I know that will come as tragic News to the wanker element but there you go if cancer didnt keep her down a fall down the stairs isn't. And for all those who are going to ask we are not going to name the cancer nor the hospital involved and Lady Pandora was not birched by the consultant.

We will be at the Purple Turtle next Sunday as planned for "The Caning Workshop" Please attend lotta sarajane Nonsense as you need to get out more and I know a few people who would dearly love to thrash the living daylights out of you.

Seen in a little corner last year at the LFF after party were:

Phil Holden of Basildon

‘Dirty’ Dave Hadders

Chris ‘Lookalike’ Woodhead

The Amadeus String Quartet

A Cross C*****y Cheat

Darwinian Man

And I suspect it is Freddie, by virtue of the first person singular used.

Roving reporter and the like can just go and Feck themselves.

I would personally love to meet this lotta nonsense wenker, so I can watch the blood run when I smack him between the eyes. So, come on, attend the spanking workshop, you sad bestard, identify yourself and let us all kick the feck out of you, you aersehole.

In the message above, the invitation extended to Lotta concerns a spanking, and not a kicking, workshop and therefore should read:

So, come on, attend the spanking workshop, you sad bestard, identify yourself and let us all spank the feck out of you, you aersehole.

I hope you are better soon, Lady Pandora, and look forward to seeing you in Sussex next month.

Victoria Seddon (aka Lady Pandora) is a woman who by her own admission loves to thrash men 'without mercy' during a judicial caning. In her ratpack, we also have several cowards afraid even to use a nickname one of whom now threatens to punch a defenceless woman in the face until blood flow renders it unrecognisable. This same hard man then expresses a wish to 'kick the feck' out of her.

I hope forum members are taking note of the sort of people behind the happy smiling friendly face of Pandora's spanking club.

Oh, and if the hard man would like to meet me somewhere and explain why he likes beating up women so much, I'll be very happy to turn up and listen.

Firtly, my thanks to the people who have posted their good wishes, and for all the emails and phone calls I have received enquiring after my health. I am happy to say that I had a very lucky escape and will indeed be fit enough to run the long awaited Caning Workshop next Sunday, 11th July.

As has already been pointed out, Anonymous 1 is indeed Freddie - he forgot to put his name on the post. He requested that the man masquerading as a woman (i.e. lotta nonsense) makes an appearance as there are several people who would like to spank him.

As "Retired Police Officer" has seen fit to use my real name, he has made it very clear as to whom he is affiliated. How nice to see that a serving officer in our Police Force likes to use peoples' real names ... he can not, therefore, object when I post a photograph of him spanking his Mistress to his superior officers and his wife.

I would further suggest that "Retired Police Officer" stops taking quite so many tablets, as they are clearly impairing his vision and his comprehension of plain English. Yet again, we see someone who quotes a small part of a post and then fabricates the rest of it to inflame. I had read the post to which he alludes and can see no mention of a threat to "punch a defenceless woman in the face until blood flow renders it unrecognisable".

How "Retired Police Man" can further assert that I have a "rat pack" or that the anonymous poster would be a part of it were such a thing to exist has no more substance than his previous assertions.

If, however, he would care to prove his extremely brave online threat, he is more than welcome to come and see me at the Caning Workshop or any other public event. I state a public place as, me being so very sadistic and evil, I am sure he would be concerned for his safety.

Yes I do enjoy carrying out Judicial canings. So what? Your point is?

The Pandora camp seems to be digging itself deeper and deeper with its threats of violence to its critics. It's one thing to be a little imaginative with your CV but when you start threatening to punch people in the face and kick the feck out of them, it's really time to think carefully about what you're doing and the impression you're giving to onlookers.

There may be some nice people among Pandora's clients but judging by recent postings there are some very nasty ones as well.

Isn't he the one who tried to molest a lady in the shower in whitby?

I reckon Average Reader speaks for every decent person on this forum when he takes a stand against threats of violence from the Pandora group. Judging by some of the recent postings they have some pretty weird types among them.

Pandora's been nicked telling porkies about her schooldays and her response is to hurl accusations at poor Lotta.

I've got nothing against Pandora, Freddie or anyone else but their childish accusations do nothing but make the whole group look like silly little kids.

What I fail to see is how you can hold anyone responsible for posts made by a person who has chosen to remain anonymous. I know Lady P very well and know that she is completely unaware of the identities of the people who post, whether for or against her. She finds the whole thing highly amusing and has a certain sympathy for people whose whole lives revolve around the internet. As she says, she is far too busy realtime to pay much attention to online rubbish written by people who live vicariously on the experiences of others.

I spoke to her this morning and asked about the threats of violence. She was quite concerned that people should get so upset about online rubbish. As she rightly said, the problem is that, when she is attacked online by so many people, one or two who know the truth will feel righteous indignation and such comments will be made.

I have to say, though, that I thought the most dangerous thing posted was the laughing at another's misfortunes. What a shame that more people cannot try to help each other as Lady P does.

I'm not sure Impartial Bystander is quite as impartial as he'd have us believe but be that as it may.

Lady P sells sexual services to those unable to get such services for free. She is therefore by definition a prostitute. No offence intended, just stating a fact.

Freddie JimJams is a grown man who enjoys dressing and being treated as an 8yo. he is therefore by definition a f***ing weirdo. Again no offence intended, just stating another fact.

Lotta is a highly intelligent and wonderfully witty person who is probably extremely attractive and fabulously sensual into the bargain. Just guessing that last part, but I think I'm right.

One thing I can tell you for a fact is that Lotta is not a man pretending to be a woman. She's not ANYTHING claiming to be a woman. I've read every Lotta post and nowhere is there a claim made re gender. I think most of us agree that Lotta is probably female but, whether female or male, Lotta has never claimed to either. If anyone can show me a Lotta post where such a claim is made, I'd love to see it.

The funniest thing is that this isn't a women only forum so if Lotta turns out to be a 20-stone brickie with a long beared - who cares?

Freddie seems convinced that Lotta used to write under another name and maybe he's right (Who knows?) but sadly for Freddie there isn't a shred of evidence to support his theory but he must think if he shouts it loud enough for long enough someone might believe it.

So think about what you write, Pandora and Freddie. You're beginning to look a bit silly now.

Lady P, please post the pic of the laughing Police man.

While we are waiting for the Laughing Policeman picture, here's a very rare photograph of Phil and Samantha, the laughing slimmers of Basildon.

When Deep Pan Dora was in hospital, was she known as Bed Pan Dora?

OK, where and when???

Your doorstep and before you're much older.

Now wasnt the last posting a threat by a ex serving police man.

Now Im sure these type of threats would do his pension no good. Nor would it do any good if his wife found out.

These people sound very familiar even to a unimaginative thicko like me.

As fpr violence at our events, believe me we would not let it happen.

They are now looking into the care and welfare of Lady Pandora's daughter.

There is also concern about little Freddie's activities


Anyone that wants to act like him and anyone that encourages it is always a cause of concern


IF anyone can forward any information please contact your local child protection unit.


They will not disclose your name or whereabouts. ... not like we have seen here

Yes, please do contact your local Social Services office with any information you would like to make up with regard to my daughter. I have already been visited by Social Services whilst in Wigan, thanks to certain members of this scene. I was vindicated then and the investigating officer became one of my best clients - and still is.

Why not contact Gosport Social Services and speak to Naughty Nicki or Basildon Social Services and speak to Mrs Holden? I am sure they would be more than happy to help you ... so long as they don't mind their own little lives being investigated in return.

What a bunch of sad, vindictive little people you are ... to attempt to break up a family ... makes me sick to my stomach. But give it your best shot ... you will fail dismally, just as Retired Police Officer and his friends did before. No wonder you live your lives through the internet ... who on earth would want to know - let alone play with - such slime and pondlife?

You hide behind your keyboards and threaten my daughter? What big, brave heroes you are. And this is acceptable behaviour? No wonder the CP community is still not accepted mainstream - it never will be if this is what the people are like.

I have absolutely nothing to hide and have done absolutely nothing wrong. There is nothing sexual in what I do, other than a man or woman baring their backsides whilst over my knee. There is no nudity and no sexual act takes place.

As for this forum, I am disgusted that threats to children are allowed to be posted, let alone photographs which the BBC have used in a report on school uniforms, featuring what are clearly children under the age of 18. Pedantics can say what they like ... the BBC do not use adults in school uniforms for their reports.

"There is no nudity" says Deep Pan.

In that case, perhaps she'll be good enough to explain the following passage taken directly from her website?

"You arrive and we go straight into the session. You will present me with your confession (preferably I will have seen this prior to the session) and I will read out my verdict and the punishment. You are then stripped of your clothes and tied very securely to a bench."

"There is nothing sexual in what I do" says Deep Pan.

Spanking is universally regarded as a fetish and the Oxford English Dictionary defines 'fetish' as 'a form of sexual desire in which gratification is focused abnormally on an object, part of the body, or activity.'

By definition therefore, Deep Pan's clients pay her to gratify their sexual desires .

And hear hear.. You have my full support. You tell them.

But, If I may correct you.. The sad geeks who are vindictive towards you are NOT members of the CP community.

They are sad timewasters who can only ever DREAM of being members of such an exclusive and friendly club.

The true CP community cause no trouble for anyone, and accept people at face value.

Once these idiots get tired of you, they will move onto another one, and start stirring it for them. They are probably led by that very sad individual, Ian Gomeche (search google), or possibly (though I doubt it) a competitor.

I really cannot understand what these fools get out of having a go at the real people. But then, whatever makes them tick, I suppose...

OK, my doorstep.. No problem at all. I have nothing to hide.

Oh yes the address...

Postcode W8 7AR, No 114..

I can also be found at Shillibeers on the 1st Sunday of the month.. You can recognise me because I will be wearing fetish gear.

Would you be so kind as to publish your address...

The address given by Anonymous is that of The Windsor Castle pub, Campden Hill Road, London W8 7AR.

Tel. 0207 243 9551 or 0207 727 8491.

Ask for Ms Paine (or Rachael if you're feeling friendly).

Readers wishing to express their sympathies personally should pop over to the uk_spanking room at www.spankingchat.com where Deep Pan has been holding court for the past 45 mins.

Freddie's there too.

re quote from Lady Pandora.

I have absolutely nothing to hide and have done absolutely nothing wrong. There is nothing sexual in what I do, other than a man or woman baring their backsides whilst over my knee. There is no nudity and no sexual act takes place.


so why do you charge so much? why do your customers pay to spank?

if you dont think its sexual. who are you kidding, yourself i think



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As for this forum, I am disgusted that threats to children are allowed to be posted, let alone photographs which the BBC have used in a report on school uniforms, featuring what are clearly children under the age of 18. Pedantics can say what they like ... the BBC do not use adults in school uniforms for their reports.



if you dont like whats here why oh why do you post here all the time.is it the only site that accepts you

until you came on this site there was not of this. its all being posted by your so called friends


anyway who the hell are you?

Yes, please do contact your local Social Services office with any information you would like to make up with regard to my daughter. I have already been visited by Social Services whilst in Wigan, thanks to certain members of this scene. I was vindicated then and the investigating officer became one of my best clients - and still is.


Yes Lady Pandora did get away with it.

but its always on her file and please only report her if you have firm proof.

Its true the investigating officer became one of her best clients. which does not prove that the claims were unfounded, once again proof this woman is a call girl

freddie

Recently, we had the case of a man whose story of his being spanked in front of the whole school changed in mid-telling to his being spanked in front of only his own classmates.

His explanation that this was a simple error is credible but such errors often indicate untold truths - in this case that both events were similar but separate fantasies which had overlapped as he told the story.

In a similar manner, it may be that Deep Pan has told a previously untold truth when she says that no nudity is involved in her work.

On the face of it, she's lying about the absence of nudity as her website clearly states that nudity is a prerequisite for all those judicial canings she's so fond of handing out.

But is she lying about there being no nudity in her work?

Another explanation for the contradiction is that she has never performed a judicial caning and the whole idea (much like the birching she claimed to have received at school) is simply an invention designed to add glamour and mystique to what might otherwise be condidered a quite mundane persona.

Whichever way we look at it, she's been caught out in another porkie pie.

Naughty, naughty Deep Pan!

It is with regret we really haven't time to answer all your fan male on a one to one basis this morning as we are otherwise busy. However we would like to thank all of you who joined us last night in UK SPANKING especially lotta sarajane nonce ense. It is a shame though that you didnt make yourself known as we did call out for you more than once.Probably goes to prove that if you can't come out in a chatroom the chances of you ever coming out real time are very remote.If you are at the monthly sunday next month we will know who you are. You are the one in the group that are all hearded into a little corner like scared sheep because the rest of the fetish scene do not particually like you and who can blame them.
Please keep your fan letters coming in you sad bastards.

In order to further feed your unhealthy obsession with us we are out of the kindness of our souls given you the ulrs to our egroups.


Other Groups and websites Oak Grove are involved in are

www.ladypandora.org Lady Pandoras main website

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LadyPandorasSpankingForum/?yguid=81498672

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NaughtyFreddiesSpankingGroup/?yguid=81498672

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheEnglishSlipperingCo/?yguid=81498672

P.S As for that berk that stated no other groups will let us in, if you are refering to B.S a group that claims to have done so much for the scene whilst doing so little we would never want to be members. We have our own sites and they are alot better artistically, information wise, and are less predjudice to others. We do not pretend we are the King and Queen of England, and we would never accept certain undesirables in our company.

Given that the head of the Deep Pan fan club refers to 'our' sites and given that those sites are those of Deep Pan and Freddie, the head of the fan club is clearly either Deep Pan or Freddie.

Now, given that the postings demonstrate a reasonable standard of literacy, we can immediately delete Freddie from the list of suspects.

That means that the author is none other than Deep Pan herself.

So Deep Pan is revealed as the head of her own fan club.

why cant you leave it alone the person who hasnt got guts to say who you are please stop going on about what happend to me in shower its over and done with now so please let it go .