Why do my supporters create fake identities when posting on this forum? Why do they impersonate other posters?

Lotta has tripped me up and exposed my little white lies about being birched at school and about birching being commonplace in Eire.

Okay, I've been caught out but why can't we just forget about it?

I have said time and time again that, if anyone would like more information about munches or about anything else, they are welcome to email me and I will gladly give whatever help and information I can.

Nobody has bothered to do this as everybody now thinks I'm just a money-grabbing fantasist who's out to make trouble. This situation is not being helped by weird people who post under false identities on this forum in the mistaken belief that they're helping our cause.

Sorry, I'm far too busy with real life to play silly games online so can we all please stop it.

Regards,
Lady Pandora

Oh, you mean fake postings as is the one above? It's such a shame you can't log in as me, as then it would be believable. Why don't you get a life? Whilst I am of course deeply flattered by this ongoing obsession with me, I do believe you really ought to seek psychiatric help. Freddie and I would, however, like to thank you for all this free publicity and for keeping us in the public eye.

Must go ... I'm absolutely shattered after running the FREE Sports Day and Teddy Bears Picnic in the New Forest on Sunday. If you would like to see some pics, they are posted on my website.

Carl and Mats ... please feel free to reproduce anything you wish from the site.

Best wishes,
Lady Pandora

Oh, and another thing...there was no nudity at the picnic. Just a few bear behinds.

Now, if you'll excuse me I have a judicial caning to invent...er...I mean...administer.

this really is quite pathetic..... for f*cks sake people, your supposed to be grown up, responsible adults.....