It gets my vote.

http://www.freewebs.com/jamie_sample/

Looking the site made me feel ill. It is filled with filth. Is there no limit to the depths of depravity to which people from Middlesbrough will sink? Jamie should have had rat poison shoved up his nose at birth.

I rarely laugh nowadays but when I read the following piece from Jamie’s ‘news’ section I dribbled down my trousers.

Jamie wrote:

09.11.04
There is someone posing on football websites as me and flooding the mesage boards my website adress please note that this is not me and i am sick of having to reply both on my message board and via my emails if you have been sent here by such a post on a message board please report this to the board modater and stop emailing me and posting about this on the message board as i am being over run by emails and posts stoping anyone who is trying to contact me for other resones

I was feeling a bit depressed, so I downloaded one of Jam's songs from

http://www.iamgifted.co.uk/artists/jamie_sample

to cheer me up, and now I feel bloody suicidal. The sod can't sing!

I tell you, my boy Jams is a wonder. He can’t write songs other than poxy ones, he can’t sing, he can’t even strum a guitar in time - he is going right to the top of the charts. (Nathan Samuels, manager).

Jimmy Simple has a unique talent. He can empty any Middlesbrough theatre in less than four minutes. (Middlesbrough Clarion).

I chucked him out, even though he is my son. I said to him, “Jamie,” I said, “Why don’t you sing some nice songs like that Max Bygraves done with ‘You Need Hands’. I can’t be doing with that sort of moaning noise you make all the time. It’s upsetting the cat. I’m sorry, son, but you’ll have to go.” (Mrs. Sample, 42).

Jamie Sample is the worst singer in the whole world. I had the unfortunate pleasure of attending one of his concerts, and ended up vomiting, as the performance was abysmal.

Apparently he has another but I suspect that this is a mickey-take type of thing!

http://www.freewebs.com/hard_men/

That just about describes Jamie Sample. He's an illiterate peasant who thinks that he is a rock star.

given it states "I was born in Middlesbrough on 28th of march ..." isn't he/she/it a bit young to be writing a website.... being all of 8 months old???

Jack Hackett

On his messgage forum, Jamie Sample posted:

"for once and for all it is not me posting on these football message boards compian to the sites them sevlfs and stop flooding my emails and message boards from now on anyone talking about footbail message boards on this forum will have there post removed and will be blocked from this site."

It is not me who is posintg on fgottbaball messafs borartds, it is an imposter.

http://www.freewebs.com/sample_jamie/index.htm